hatsune miku’s fanclub president

25 • gore whore • cosplayer and cosmetologist • yandere apologist • Alucard Tepes is my husband

[lollixgoddess]

♡About me:

Hi! I’m Kafei! ♡ I’m 25 years old and I’m a cosplayer! I play competitive rhythm games, especially Project Diva! I’ve had this blog for shitposts and memes since I was in high school and I don’t plan to stop now. Feel free to ask me any questions!

┇Sexuality: bi/pan

┇Nationality: American

┇gender: female (she/her)

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♡ My Favorite...

┇Song: Helena (So Long and Goodnight) - My Chemical Romance

┇Game: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

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♡ Interests & More!

┇Likes: anime, horror, video games (mostly rhythm games and Nintendo games!), visual kei, VOCALOID, gothic architecture, alternative fashion, my many fictional husbands

┇Dislikes: Marvel/DC, comics in general, country music, people who don’t simp for fictional characters

┇Timezone: EST

┇Socials: tiktok: celestekinnie • insta: kkafei.exe

┇DM Status: Not the best at responding in a timely manner due to work, but feel free to hit me up!

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[veryluckyclovers]

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

[mycoil]

woah thats awesome, i will try it [your couch explodes into black fire] .. haha still a beginner my bad [your tasteful side table explodes into black fire] i dont know if i can control this kind of power [your rug explodes into black fire]

[cryptotheism]

haha whee [we are throwing dark scouring flame at each other cutely] yay!!

[cometcrystal]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

unexpectedly sexy part of the Sinners credits. we LOVE a thoroughly sourced film.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm gonna be super real, gang, the repeated assumptions in the replies that all of these people are autistic is uuuuh. I mean it's extremely inappropriate, if nothing else. and I'm also deeply concerned by the degree to which "autism" gets conflated with "academic expertise" on this website.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay. unexpected interpretation.

did not think I'd have to clarify this but the issue is not "some autistic people don't have degrees" it's "behaving as if every knowledgeable person must be autistic is asinine behavior."

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

☝️☝️☝️

[milk5]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[pansylovers]

ebay emails after you buy one item simulator

📩 your order has been confirmed! 😍

📩 ORDER UPDATE. you made it ☺️

📩 thanks for your order btw! 👍

📩 your seller looked at the item 👀

📩 your seller packaged your item! 🎁

📩 your seller looked at the item again! 👀👀

📩 postman got it 📬

📩 IMPORTANT. your postman is called luke! 💁

📩 courier facility thinks your item is nice 🥰

📩 sorry we missed you! we know you were home luke didnt want to go there ❤️

📩 hi

📩 we got it again. see u soon 🙏

📩 URGENT. COLLECT YOUR PARCEL FROM THE SHOP NOW OR WE WILL BURN IT.

📩 delivered! 📬

📩 do you like us 🥺

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[creepymutelilbugger]

the slop they feed their samurai is so foul they do not even notice the taste of poison… the fortress will be completely unguarded by nightfall

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[littlegreyzetan]

WAKE UP BRO … … … game gramps uploaded new video … … AWAKE

[cloudy-rina]

“Now… run…”

[sammick]

૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა the sweetest angel 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅

[redstonedust]

big fan of when businesses have signs that preemptively thank you for following a rule. "thank you for respecting our staff" "thank you for not smoking in the bus station." etc. its a passive aggressive power move and it works on me every time. i mean i wasn't even PLANNING on direspecting the staff but now i'm extra not gonna. they thanked me already. i've been checkmated.

[cottoncandylesbo]

what the fuck

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.