wear a fucking flannel. it’s hot out? i don’t care. wear that fucking flannel. dye your hair the colors of the motherfucking lesbian flag and if anyone makes fun of you then tell them to kiss your entire ass. joke about all forms of lgbt pop culture and make gay puns even when the str8s don’t get it bc your humor doesn’t fuCKIG DEPEND ON THEM and what they think. and if they say you talk about being gay too much then cackle evilly and let Satan’s Gay Fire take over your soul. hold a pRETTY GIRL’S HAND ON THE STREET and when homophobes show themselves you CRUSH them. because if people make fun of you then they must pERISH. watch the gayest movies in the world and listen to hayley kiyoko and wear fucking rainbow contacts if you want. become the raging lesbian you admired as a baby gay and if anyone questions you then eAT THEM




















