Dinosaurs can't fly

28 years old - screaming kids are my job - Talk to me!

[viralfrog]

[herpsandbirds]

[lololovatic]

Ugh I’ve ordered takeout twice this weekend. Not even as dinner, but on top of dinner 😭 I’m supposed to be loosing weight for summer trekking vacation. It is definitely not going well.

Should i be considering a coach at this point. I feel like I’m starting to binge eat

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[anxietyproblem]

[ambassadorquark]

i just feel like we dont have time for this right now

[blarg2429]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

yeah, it was flatworms btw

very cool they were down there though

[lololovatic]

Found a ‘lil weevil in the garden

[lololovatic]

I went looking for ladybugs yesterday while walking my dog

There are so many of them now

[ulibeanzz]

[vantekay]

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

[ryebreadgf]

[piipstachio]

not to sound like a boomer but i think millenials should stop giving 1 - 10 yearolds their own tablets/ipads or let them roam around the internet willy nilly 

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[silenthill]

oh i love love love when this post comes on my dash bc i made THE ORIGINAL like almost 10 years ago. and they even went so far as to butcher the original caption. Shoutout to me for being the original influencer here https://silenthill.tumblr.com/post/58736682495/its-almost-fall-u-know-what-that-means

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[oberynmartell]

[calysto1395]

[memeclassheroes]

[mitski-miyawakis]

well, Dunkin’ wants you to call them guests, not customers

[scullys]

#anastasia (1997) actually fucking me up since i was 4 years old

bonus:

[supercomplicatedperson-deactiva]

This Dimitri is straight out of a Russian novel

[senka-mesecine]

his character really is more of a prince by sheer default then nearly any actual disney prince out there and you may all fight me on this - he excudes that decent slavic sadness™ centrified all the way