Loloster

[wanderlust-farm]

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

[pigeon-god]

for reference this was a past setup

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Very annoy when this happens

[vibe-howie]

cant stop thinking about spn x danny phantom crossover

Danny seeing cas's true form inspired by this post

[bigandhuskyfellows]

DAMN I can only imagine what the young Bull will become

[ilovehairybutts-deactivated2025]

WONDERFUL HAIRY ASS

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[jeannettearroyo]

[musclehunkymen]

Hunky rugged Derrick Henry

[lunian]

[leilah-durge]

xteveabanto on Instagram

[theslowesthnery]

theseus’s last time “swimming” didn’t go particularly well but i’m sure he can still swim just fine, right?

right?

[theslowesthnery]

Seeing that tag about asterius putting up with Theseus antics I just imagined Theseus learning internet lingo and forcing Asterius to learn it with him, which ends up with gems like "I would say you're pretty poggers, my king."

i couldn’t resist

[theslowesthnery]

officialwormwoodfacts:

who’s gonna tell anon that op literally draws less horny men sexy times then most other iffy-sfw blogs

i dunno i feel like i draw plenty of “horny” pics

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[theslowesthnery]

As a man myself, I give you my blessing to sexualize all fictional men that you may like. Slap Asterius' beefy boobies for me.

instructions unclear, got cocktiddyblocked by a bratty twunk

[theslowesthnery]

that was his favourite chiton 😤

[theslowesthnery]

i am cringe but i am free

in my defense, hades events’ theme for may was ‘anime’, and for some reason my mind always immediately jumps to bleach when thinking of anime crossovers or AUs, so here’s captain theseus - terminally allergic to covering his chest - and his lieutenant asterius

(in case it’s not obvious, i used that panel from the manga where komamura and tousen confront the interlopers as inspiration and reference)

[theslowesthnery]

*whispers* bull shark. for mermay.