Dont Look At Me

[toastbutteregg]

[jvgsjeff]

[theolduvaigorge]

Dancing Goddesses

These are AWESOME.

(Source: Nina Paley)

[sotick]

[dongwater]

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

[catchymemes]

[alostchord]

Here’s the update post, for those who were curious.

[maggi-cube]

[likeholyfire]

fat uncut leaking cock. you agree. reblog.

[acidhues]

[erikgroeniger-deactivated202506]

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[mioxenoblade]

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

[dancing-jestress]

Unless it's a slur! No one needs to see that.

[mioxenoblade]

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[hellocloudyart]

Hello friends, I'll be trying my luck here. Here's a lucky black cat to start with!!

->PRINT

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

heys......

*gets scared*

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[weaver-z]

Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

[weaver-z]

I use a public men's restroom and find trash on the ground and a foul smell in the air. The liquid on the floor in one of the stalls is probably pee, as usual. I go into a woman's bathroom and find what I can only assume is the aftermath of a WWI doctor sawing a soldier's trench-rotted foot off and a woman biting at the air coming out of the hand drier like a dog attacking a hose stream. This is normal.

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

[valtsv]

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

[valtsv]

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

[valtsv]

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

[spice-ghouls]

[jewtea]

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

[wyrmwizard]

[detectivehole]

hey i made a baby outta that