inner machinations of my mind

I'm a madman with a Saab, a Samoyed, and a Blog. 30 he/him. Engineer, trekkie, whovian, whatever the name for stargate fans is, railfan, car guy, sythwave fanatic, f1 fan, road-tripper. this blog is my place to throw upon the wall all things that speak to me

[hano-dakukita]

I can't express enough how much I love this scene I miss you so much lower decks😭😭😭

[pippinstook]

in the pale moonlight..........

[this-is-meaning-of-life-stuff]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[catgirlforeskin]

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

[h4uures]

love love drawing him <3

[jone-slugger]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[hollis-art]

who are you really, when you've lived nine different lives?

[blueboxbeagle]

No, all this is not getting left in the tags

[pangur-and-grim]

I had a dream that I got placed into the body of an old scrawny Italian man, and it was surprisingly gratifying. is waluigi a transition goal???

[pangur-and-grim]

do I want to be with him? or do I want to be him?

[pangur-and-grim]

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[gauntletqueen]

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

[gauntletqueen]

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[homunculus-argument]

"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.

And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.

[engenever-beaver]

This is surprisingly close to rock paper scissors.

My other thought is them:

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[capacity2]

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

[zephyrins]

the Soviet Union "aestetics" and symbols should be treated the same as the Third Reich

the Soviet Union was a REGIME that KILLED its own people, murdered MILLIONS. and because the Soviet Union just happened to be on the winning side of the WW2 (oh and don't forget the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact) doesn't mean it should be treated any differently.

then you see the modern russians (not some elderly people but young 20+ who have access to the internet) — the arists\musicians\game devs etc and what do they do? they WORSHIP it, trying to make it only about the aestetics and erasing the fact of what really happened during that period

it's literally what russia is doing right now — tries to bring the Soviet Union back, and russian youth support it

and if you still don't understand what I'm trying to say here: just imagine a modern German with a nick "third-reich-whatever" romanticizing The Hitler Youth

[softie-draws]

The comments to this post are its own social study. We have:

1. russia fans/tankies/self-proclaimed Marxists who just love communism without having to ever exist in a country that's lived under a communist (read: totalitarian and inhumane) regime;

2. The Westerners getting very defensive when the existent tolerating of russian culture in their countries gets called out (and being very ignorant about the surface-level of the existent limitations on russian culture and products)

3. Based (mostly Ukrainian) takes, of course, lol.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

A lot of people genuinely believe that permanent disability isn't a thing that happens to good people who work hard and make responsible choices. A lot of people genuinely think that we get the life we work for and deserve. And this is definitely part of the explanation for why ableism is so prevalent