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@holmoris
You are a deity newly ascended. Your predecessor has perished, and their domain (now yours) is in shambles. Instead of repairing it first, you went down to the world and did the dirty practical work instead of the grandiose, aloof things other deities do.
Been there. We were new to the whole concept at the time. First thing we did, of course, was the normal grandiose shit of making ourselves super powerful with stupidly colorful swords and such and fly around instagibbing people and things we hated. When we got bored with that we started unhosing the world, because the last guy had just sort of made a bunch of nonsensical connections between places that made the world hard to navigate. Walking off a pier halfway between villages and winding up in a smurf village was a notable one. It got transplanted into a forest. There were a few other areas that got shuffled around but I remember smurfville being on that pier for no reason the most. Second was dealing with divine war and that fucking wand. The last guy really, REALLY liked mortals being able to fight eachother with no consequence. He also thought that the power differential between participants wasn't fun, so to make things spicy combatants were provided with a handful of magical items to even the odds. One of them was a wand which cast an extremely high-level meteor spell that pretty much obliterated anyone it was cast at. Anyone who died during war just woke up unharmed shortly afterwards, but if they'd managed to find that wand and stuff it into their pockets they'd wind up with a hell of a consolation prize, the value of which far outweighed the favor they'd get from winning. It was basically a free murder stick and lots of people died for real to instant firey meatball assassinations. Third was dealing with the economy. The relative value of silver and gold had plummeted due to the sheer volume available in the world, so we introduced gambling. You could win brightly colored trinkets that did nothing by spending tons and tons of money on low chances to win them. This worked wonderfully. Tons of people went completely bankrupt going after these.
More later if I remember them, because these are all actual things that happened when I was in my late teens and inherited a MUD with an active playerbase.
Please believe me when I say I have never knowingly shared AI artwork in my life, but this one is so godawful that it defies any sort of categorisation.
THIS was posted by the current President....
Presumably it was supposed to project an image of utter masculinity.... which would surely test even the most soulless of generative AI programs, but this... THIS?
This may simultaneously be amongst the most horrifying AND most gay things I've seen in my long life.
The closest thing I can think of is those old Sino/Soviet posters all about men striving together which just looks like they're a slightly adorable gay couple, sometimes bringing up their kids together.
The central image strives for manliness, though I can only hear Jabba the Hutt's theme playing in my head as I look at it.
But the near naked, ALL MALE, totally toned (and possibly cloned) cheerleaders gleefully flinging their pompoms with gay [sic] abandon makes JC Leyendecker's work look butch.
To add another layer to the nightmare of this "art", it looks like the cheerleaders all resemble young Ronald Regan. yikes
Well, not unseeing THAT now....
Thanks, I hate it....
THE GUY BEHIND THE BASKETBALL IS WAVING THE BLOODY STUMPS OF HIS AMPUTATED HANDS
Edit: Wait..... basketball? Why is there two of them. Why does he need a helmet and shoulder pads for soccer. Dear god it keeps getting worse
I'm pretty sure those are warhammer shoulderpads so this is likely a trump lora trained off of those old god emperor trump memes. It really does get worse the longer you look at it.
I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever
The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late
For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral
Okay, let's do the math here, shall we?
On an average, assuming genetic invariability with reference to allosomes (which can be premediated via presence or lack of the Y Chromosomes which can be identified by a simple blood test, yadda yadda yadda), you're talking an average of 8 weeks for the pregnancy to be readable enough in re sex of the kid. (Assuming the kid is Cisgendered.) This is typically followed by 9 months of pregnancy (- the 8 weeks) and about 18 months of recommended recovery period after. This gives the conception and birth of each kid an average timeline of 27 months in all, which is about 2.25 years.
Now, in re Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5, there are a total of 9 individuals mentioned. Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Rita (repeated), Tina, Sandra (repeated), Mary, and Jessica. Assuming the existence of a singular Rita and Sandra which were called upon twice in the song, we can assume that this would involve a grand total of 2.25 x 9 = 20.5 years of near constant pregnancies to produce the offspring in question.
Assuming that the embryonic host typically hits Menopause at around 40, we can assume that the primary conception in re the same occurs at around 19.5 years of age. Which is still premature in re sociocultural aspects but the body is more than capable of handling such a strain at that age.
Also, in case we assume that every one of the offspring remain in all cases, cisgendered (which is a variable that is very hard to account for), we can assume that there is always a possibility that the allelomorph of the embryo involved can occasionally involve an XY chromosome. The detection can successfully occur at 8 weeks, and in case an abortion ensues, conception can recur within as little as 2 more weeks. That is an added extra 10 weeks per in re the nondesired sex.
In case of purely clinical states, such as IVF, where the Ova are extracted and externally fertilised each time, a system of Preimplantation Genetic Testing for Aneuploidies (PGT-A) can be incorporated in order to identify XX chromosomal situations and ensuring further that only those are implanted. This, while making sure that the offspring in question are necessarily of the XX karyotype, cannot of course state whether a state of monozygotic twinning can occur or not. More often than not, in order to maximise chances of implantation, more than two embryos used to be implanted into the uterus, typically around five. But technology has significantly improved in the years following which makes sure that there is no need for the same. Elective Single Embryo Transfer (eSET) is now the standard in modern IVF, prioritizing the transfer of one, high-quality, genetically tested blastocyst to achieve a healthy, single-baby pregnancy. This shift minimizes severe risks associated with multiple pregnancies, such as preterm birth for babies and severe complications for mothers, while maintaining high success rates. Clinics now reserve multiple embryo transfers primarily for older patients or those with histories of repeated IVF failures, rather than routine practice.
In case there are more than one embryos that get implanted that are undesirable, the extra embryos can be removed through a medical procedure called multifetal pregnancy reduction (MFPR) or selective reduction.
In summation, assuming of course that we are talking about the most clinically ideal circumstances, where there is the implantation of a single embryo each time, that still gives you about the same timeline of about 20.5 years. In case of preferring to determine sex after (which is cheaper) as opposed to before (which is still pricey as fuck in today's economy), that adds another 10 weeks per embryo. Unwanted implants can be removed via MFPR.
I forgot what my point here was. Anyway. Have fun if you're planning on that.
IVF'ing my nine daughters at once as a trans man to speedrun what the youths are calling "the Lou Bega challenge"
future features to help tumblr become the new pdf:
you can insert tables into posts
you can link poll results and notes to a graph or chart
when you reblog a post, you can annotate it by highlighting words and drawing on the post (the drawings stack with each reblog) (you can only draw in your blog colors)
search feature that works
scam emails with attached tumblr posts. imagine
ok see the problem with umineko is. hold on there's an image that explains this
no beatrice.
"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,
“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters
The Comic Store (from 2019)
REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
William Blake House, Soho. London, July 2015.
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
immune systems wiill see the sun and go unauthorized fucking thing blow it up now
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
A girl who went to my high school used a chocolate syrup bottle as a water bottle just to freak people out.
endurance biker. you need to imagine a 100+mi bike ride where he's randomly taking shots from it because that is a very real thing and extremely funny to witness if you don't know how insane endurance sports get
this is huge… a three chair event
the GPU is a tiny and simple minded wizard who can cast one spell very fast: linear algebra