BUCKETMOUSE PRESENTS

Whitenoise posting about old videogames and computers. General internet absurdity. Minimum drama. Old. Not a vampire. Probably.

[catasters]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[theonion]

Calling the previously undocumented behavior one of the most exciting scientific discoveries of the decade, biologists from Yale University confirmed Tuesday that they had observed geese eating tools. “We normally don’t think of birds as tool eaters, so it came as quite a shock to witness multiple Canada geese from a flock in coastal Connecticut swallowing these remarkably sophisticated implements,” said Professor Sarah Rasmussen, adding that some of the tools the geese had consumed actually exceeded what a human third-grader would be able to eat.

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[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes this can come in the form of dressing up as a pack of rats and offering people "Congratulations! You've Contracted The Black Death" hand stamps, but consider also:

walking around asking people if they want to pet your rat (plushie)

going in character as a fur trader carting around a wagon full of exotic wares at competitive prices

handing people a business card containing only the printed image of a flea (and on the back, the text "uh-oh!")

cosplaying as a giant bacterium

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*hands you my business card* it contains a single drawing of a flea

*instinctively you flip it over searching for information*

[should-be-sleeping]

[the-quasar-hero]

Why do you blog?

Honor

Glory

Duty

Justice

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

[holmoris]

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[holmoris]

deltarune strategy guide

[jncos]

[holmoris]

throw a gutterball at the bowling alley and this plays

[officialcaltext]

You really could just put anything in a computer advert huh

[dynablade]

[meatsound]

when i grow up i wanna be the guy designing magazine covers in vampire the masquerade

[thatkirbynerd]

I had a dream last night where me and a group of people had to go god knows where and the only person aparently that could get us there was Drifter so it was the most awkward like 15 minute car ride because not a single soul wanted to mention the murderous vampire homeless guy driving us to wherever the hell we were going and I vividly remember everyone cramming into the back seat and I was forced to sit shotgun and had the most upset look on my face as I looked at the back seat at the group of people trying to not freak out this is my artistic recreation of that 15 minute drive

[thatkirbynerd]

Deadass no issue whatsoever, got us from point a to b as efficiently as possible. It was like it was his side job or something. No complaints, dude was just there making a guest star appearance. I would give him 5 stars on Uber or whatever. My driver a little intimidating with the blood soaked hands but he got us there and didn't talk 5/5 would recommend if you can get past the blood on the steering wheel.

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[holmoris]

it is my firm belief every car with a cd player should have a completely grotty copy of prologing the magic under one of the seats only so it can be found during a family roadtrip and you can see a captive audience's blind reaction to the line about the carpenter in sheep go to heaven

[ayeforscotland]

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

[ayeforscotland]

Shitposting at its finest.

[songforaname]

found another great pixiv tag today

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck