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I have no idea what’s happening

[aetin-deactivated20230423]

wheres MY year of rest and relaxation!!!!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Listen milfs and cougars are fundamentally different, and a mom can be a cougar. Milfs are women who are moms (or have mom energy) who are hot and rad. Cougars are older women who actively pursue younger people. Your hot 50 yr old mom who’s going after a 30 yr old is both a cougar and a milf. The other mom she’s friends with who is searingly attractive but not romantically active with younger people is only a milf. Your mom’s childless twin Vicky who likes the same dude is only a cougar.

how i feel receiving this ask

[ovur]

People in the 70s would wake up and be like I need to go hitchhiking right now

[americandreambarbie]

mfs be like good morning susan! another serial killer in the paper today, so not groovy! welp, time for our daily car ride with stranger !

[akinkybitchthings]

Oop same

[yougiveagirlallsortofnastyideas]

Me when I'm thinking about Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins and Jared Padalecki 🥰

[hawkinsource]

This is Alanis’ room and it’s a fucking mess.

[niggazinmoscow]

I will never get tired of this

[previous-catastrofh-deactivated]

i will never not reblog this

[filmnoirsbian]

Its time.

[filmnoirsbian]

Off to a good start

[filmnoirsbian]

Hello i have a new favorite movie

[filmnoirsbian]

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

[filmnoirsbian]

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

[filmnoirsbian]

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm speechless

[filmnoirsbian]

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

[filmnoirsbian]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

[filmnoirsbian]

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

[filmnoirsbian]

Solidarity

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

[filmnoirsbian]

He's literally reading a book called Crime

[filmnoirsbian]

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

[filmnoirsbian]

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

[avogadro-toast]

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Will Smith)

[tvmusiclife]

Georgia & Pennsylvania doing THAT

[skarface]

She like you, huh?

[solvatochrome]

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

[willieowinsbury]

continuing:

[zeveisenberg]

Can I play, too?

[sprachtraeume]

I’m howling

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

[lakebaikalseal]

This belongs here:

[solvatochrome]

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

[fuzzysocklove72]

A rat eating from a trash can with the eiffel tower in the background

[solvatochrome]

ok this one wins

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[trash-et-al-deactivated20230821]

i love how Tom and Carrie are going full out “behold the majestic Gary”

and if you zoom in

majestic af

[athens-burns]

Athens, December 1963

[idontusethisblogthanks-deactiva]

[teenagerposts]

i feel personally targeted

[barbienefertiti]

I’ll represent you in court :)

[niggaweaintfriends]

Isn’t it consensual when she gave him the photos when they were together 🔚

[wheresmywig]

From a lawyer: “The photos were consensual. But she did not consent to distribution “

[ifuckwiththerainbows]

He really thought he did something with that comment and his lil stank emoji at the end lol

[brownbitchacho]

Reblog to save a LIFE dat shit is not ok

[diazeddies]

for the ladies, and even gentlemen, who follow me and find themselves in this situation.

[apollo-and-the-moon]

Same goes for you Men. If your ex leaks photos of your dick or any videos you sent her, you can sue too. Yea, giving the photos with consent is Aight, but spreading them around and “exposing” Ain’t it chief