shitposting

Katie / 22 / she/her

[foxgraves]

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

[emcolbs]

my ofmd corset tops and how i styled them

[huariqueje]

Sky  -  Kathy Tynan, 2022.

Irish , b.  1984  -

Oil on canvas, 102 x 122 cm. (framed)

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it’s me i’m just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[lloras]

exactly

[damnselfly]

it also doesn't mean "everything is happy and easy between us all the time" or "none of us can have sex with each other"

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ababeinthewoods]

Moments before disaster.

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[sodomyaspraxis]

[anime-penis]

they're called mutuals

[mrbingley]

i had an epiphany yesterday and had to make a rushed powerpoint about it.

[occasionallybirds]

Be careful, it’s slippery out there!

Eastern Blue Bird (Sialia sialis)

January 24, 2022

Southeastern Pennsylvania

[occasionallybirds]

My most popular photo of 2022 was something I almost didn’t post.  Technically, from a photographer’s standpoint, it is not as good a photo of a bird as I usually post.  But I have learned that my followers would rather see a photo of one of my common birds doing something birdy than a perfectly posed picture of a rare warbler.

[tibby]

if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it

[tibby]

it being facebook

[ellespeth]

tomorrow another evil will dawn on us but because of your friend there is one less evil persisting and for that i am eternally grateful

[necrowtic]

jaywalking is a near erotic experience to me

[necrowtic]

nobody understands the sexual dynamic between a jaywalker and the car they forced to slow down... the world isnt ready for this

[radiofreederry]

The economist is so funny dude

[wonderwomemes]

[jaubaius]

Source

[alexaloraetheris]

Every day I discover forms of art I could not have concieved of before, and I am in awe of being alive.

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Georgs d’enfants

[sayitasyoucan]

My Valentine Cards

[the-elf-draws]

Asking for directions

[bonetrader]

Oh… - zooms in - Ohh…

That puts a whole different spin on it. It’s amazing either way, but now I need a moment.

[nebulations]

[ID: Image one is a a greyscale drawing of two people on the surface of the moon looking over a large map. one of the people is an angel with light skin, iridescent hair, a flowing white dress, plush white wings, and a glowing halo. she is looking at with slight worry on her face. the one holding the map is an astronaut in a full space suit. they’re face is hidden entirely by the darkness of their helmet.

Image two is a screenshot of tags by @/eau-duresistance that read: “#i just realized #the helmet is cracked #the astronaut is dying #their angel is guiding them to the next life #but its happening slowly #it’s not immediate #so they need to find their way there #AH THIS PIECE.” End ID]