[pompomposting]

he is an impacted wisdom tooth

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[sugarfrostedapples]

avril lavigne’s outfits in the 2000s

[smt5vengeance-deactivated202511]

this is one of my favorite tweets i just want to respond to people with it non sequitur all the time

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally stayed up until 2. they got so tired waiting for me to go to sleep

[pangur-and-grim]

[tiktaalic]

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[mijacoge0]

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[pallidprincess]

baby fucking sink tony!!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[filenamedotpng]

Happy Balls

[omegaversereloaded]

Im crying right now. Im going to kill myself after posting this. He is so ugly. Im going to drop a boulder on my head and die flat because hes so ugly. I syill love him but hes disgusting

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[pocketss]

houseplant type friend