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I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units

lookskindadeadinside

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

crow--teeth

me: *opens up my laptop*

steam, smashing through my door and destroying my entire room instantly: i update now?? i fucking update right now? me? updating? right FUCKING now?

me: please no

steam: U̷̺̻͒̋ͅP̷̧̯̳͈͉͖͊͑͆̃͆̒͛̑̍́͘D̷̢̨̫̼͇͓̠̽̄͑̽̾A̵̘͗̒̾T̶̡͎̦̜̻͔̣̣̂̾̎̅͜E̴̯͇͗͑͑̀͠

sunjins-remade

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

roboticreborn-deactivated201811

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

art-of-a-velociraptor-deactivat

and god forbid you get Aware again in the middle of your combo because your brain will try to take over and it will do a shit job of it

fuckboyzuko

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

fuckboyzuko

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

fuckboyzuko

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

fuckboyzuko

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

fuckboyzuko

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.