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matt has a birthday
…What do you mean it’s tacky?
Union-jackoff told me about a guy wearing something along these lines and I couldn’t help but draw Matthew in this flannel monstrosity
The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)
Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.
Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)
Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)
A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)
The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.
A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)
Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.
It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?
Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.
Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.
Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?
Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.
Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).
Matthew looked him over for a moment, a shy grin stretching his lips as he stepped aside to let him in. honestly, it had been so long since they last met up that it was like a breath of fresh air to see his face. "Hey, you found the place okay?"
Ian...
Ian looked around a bit more before perching on one of the bar stools.
"I'm fine. Maybe just some water. Or a drink." He chuckled.
It had been a long time since he'd spent time with Matthew. The Canadian was even more distinct than the last time they'd spent time together. He couldn't understand how people mistook Matthew for his brother.
Matthew dug through the driftwood cabinet, grinning victoriously when he found the bottle of jack and gripping it by its neck.
"Is this okay?"
Matthew looked him over for a moment, a shy grin stretching his lips as he stepped aside to let him in. honestly, it had been so long since they last met up that it was like a breath of fresh air to see his face. "Hey, you found the place okay?"
Ian nodded, a smile on his lips. “Yeah, no problems.” He stepped past Matthew into the apartment, looking around at the perfectly organized space. ”How’re things?”
Matthew smiled, waltzing into the kitchen and gently pulling open one of the cupboards.
"Not bad. Can I get you anything?"
A few people requested Canada with Kuma so here you go :]
Ian stood outside the old-fashioned baker’s shop, the smell of sugar and warm bread spilling out even though the door was closed against the cold. As the sun went down the shop cast a pool of brightly…
Matthew grinned as he tapped gently at his phone, glad that he had an excuse to set aside his paperwork and be social. He yawned and stretched after tucking his phone away in his pocket.
[Matthew]
See you then! :)
[6:05 PM]
Ian knocked on the door of Matthew’s Toronto apartment. He’d never been here before, only to the cabin in the middle of nowhere. He grinned when the Canadian opened up the door. “Hey.”
Matthew looked him over for a moment, a shy grin stretching his lips as he stepped aside to let him in. honestly, it had been so long since they last met up that it was like a breath of fresh air to see his face. "Hey, you found the place okay?"
Ian stood outside the old-fashioned baker’s shop, the smell of sugar and warm bread spilling out even though the door was closed against the cold. As the sun went down the shop cast a pool of brightly...
Matthew grinned as he tapped gently at his phone, glad that he had an excuse to set aside his paperwork and be social. He yawned and stretched after tucking his phone away in his pocket.
[Matthew]
See you then! :)
[6:05 PM]
Ian stood outside the old-fashioned baker’s shop, the smell of sugar and warm bread spilling out even though the door was closed against the cold. As the sun went down the shop cast a pool of brightly...
Canadian break dancing
I’ve laughed for about 20 minutes now
maple crepe boy
Canadian Tumblr Post photoset #3
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You can’t argue with that logic
Are they drawn on?
Are you referring to my tattoos? No, of course not, I’m not some school kid with markers.
-Childish giggle- I meant your eyebrows.
-smiles- No, they’re all natural…unfortunately, are they that bad?
-shakes head- sorry, I'm just playing. I can't imagine you without them.
Canada!! youre so cute!!! Canad———a——-!!!!!!
"Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
Matthew gasped and shivered, the hot tears dripping from his chin as he felt the sting of his self-inflicted injuries. He didn’t know what made him do it but either way, it was a good thing the Frenchman had come barging into the bathroom before he could do any more damage. He slouched against the cold porcelain, his chest aching and his wrists leaking as Francis quietly reached for the first aid kit.
calming starter sentences
"Its okay, I'm here."
"I'm not going to leave you."
"Everything is okay."
"I'm going to protect you."
"I believe in you."
"Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
"You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
"You're not going to lose me."
"I love you."
"I'll stay right here, okay?"
"Just breathe."
"I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
"You're everything to me."
"I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
"Do you want to talk about it?"
"You don't have to be alone."