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bisexualwario

last minute contender for tweet of the year

postilionstruckbylightning

I was not in any sense prepared for that.

byjove

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

cryoverkiltmilk

The spiritual successor to Miette

manicgoblinnightmarewoman

Might I also add

shydestinybread

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

unyanizedcatboys

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

explorerrowan

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

dualclock

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

moist-astronaut

you're absolutely correct it was

hornraven

Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace

direhuman

bluegrasshole

imagine if fat people could get any kind of meaningful solidarity from thin people aside from boring instagram bodyposi platitudes. like what if thin people just stopped shopping brands and stores that don’t carry plus sizes

bluegrasshole

"but then i’d have almost nowhere left to buy clothes!" really? fascinating, tell me more

bluegrasshole

enjoy wearing exclusively old navy, penningtons and shein, suckers

uiruu

hallowed be thy ween

cicadianrhythm

you’re gonna hollow out my what

uiruu

your ween

guerrillatech

la-mancha-screwjob

6thseason-deactivated20150606

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

mrchalamet-mrstyles

My heart is full.

warcrimesimulator

"Don't use your autism / disability / mental illness as an excuse" is supposed to refer to people who use their condition as a shield for abusive behavior. It's not a sentence you say in response to every single thing a disabled, autistic, or mentally ill person does that is annoying or inconveniencing to you.

belovedgamers

Things that will make you a better fandom member and actually make people want to engage with you in a fun, positive way

Stop engaging in content you disagree with

Stop seeking out stuff that will upset you

Stuff discussing with people who have opinions to prove they’re wrong (read: why you are right) via asks/reblogs

Stop derailing posts with discourse OR characters the post isn’t about

Learn how to ignore

Learn how to disengage or block

Learn to take stuff to dms

Make your own posts with takes you agree with

Just focus on keeping your energy actually positive and learn fandom etiquette. Curate your own experience. That will make you more likable than the dread any person feels when they see an addition on their content bringing up discourse or debate where they don’t want any.

belovedgamers

Reblog your artists

alwaysgettingwhatyouwant

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

malglories

markv5

припарковались

oarfjsh

“parked”

justcatposts

Trying to impress cats and failing is universal

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anomalousdata

It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.