Simon Headcanons
• He is a chubby boy.
• We’re talking broad with a soft belly. (Adorable)
• He does try to take care of his curls, but he uses Baz’s products which aren’t meant for his texture. And he’s too proud to ask for help.
• When he gets bored he plays connect-the-dots with his freckles.
• Simon has a fantastic singing voice. The guy can barely form a sentence, but when he sings? Amazing.
• He has a chronic stutter.
• He debates going back to speech therapy constantly.
• Before he learned how to fly, he was terrified of heights.
• Goblins still have a bonety on him.
• Him and Agatha still keep in touch, though their conversations are majority just memes.
• He has some chest hair, and even though it’s almost blond, Simon is proud of each little follicle.
• He’s tried to name each one but quit halfway through.
• He still can't really grown a beard.
• He has a hoarding problem--like a dragon hoarding problem. It started with bottle caps because they were shiny, but it’s progressed to Baz’s hair ties and random rocks that he finds neat looking.
• Plant daddy.
• He can’t dance.
• Super handy. Like, somehow Simon can fix anything? Leaky faucet? Done. Messed up cable? Yep. Hole in shirt? Simon can fix that.
• He make depression jokes. And is usually the only one who laughs at them. (Sometimes Shepard does too, which makes him a real bro.)
• Shep taught him how to cook.
• He loves graphic novels.
• Penny and Baz put him in kickboxing to help with his aggression.
• Simon hates going to therapy, but he goes because it’s been helpling.
• He still can't talk about the Mage.
• But he can talk about Ebb.
• He has a few goat memorabilia that he's placed in random places around the flat.
• "Why do we have a goat print tea towel, Simon?"
• Sometimes he likes to threaten to do things to his body just to get a rise out of Baz.
• Examples: “I should have a shit ton of teardrop tattoos on my face, right? Who do you think will do it for me?” or “What if I shave my head?”
• He doesn’t enjoy the taste of cider or most alcohol, so he hardly drinks anymore.
• He’s a giving and mindful lover.
• Sex can is still a struggle though, but he loves touching Baz.
• Simon is a little vanilla, but he’s very open-minded to whatever Baz suggests in bed. Which happens to be a lot of things. Not that Simon complains.
can i add a few?
he's neurodivergent (it's been said but i still love to talk abt it)
bc of this, mixed w a bunch of other things, he developed learning disabilities. so, he has a hard time properly processing and comprehending information.
he fidgets. sort of like a video game character idle animation.
even now, he has neglect and attachment issues so he randomly asks penny or baz if they still want to be with him. they do.
he's a huge himbo. think "no thoughts, head empty" or "too many thoughts of baz, head full"
he's a simple man who has simple pleasures. one of them is classic rock.
Ooh good additions @simonsnowsfreckles. Here's some more!
• He's dyslexic
• He's good at nearly every sport except football.
• He'll rock a crop top without thought.
• It's been suggested that Simon learn to play drums.
• Huge nerd, we're talking this guy's knows his Marvel/DC/LOTR/Other
Regarding Drummer!Simon... *cough*
Just sayin’ ;)
