[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[underbootsociety]

@lonelyghostlibrarian

[catsofyore]

Baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

[bbbutterfingers]

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

[flowergirlmiwa]

babe are you okay? you reblogged I’m Gonna Kiss You Stupid again

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[zie1]

See that number in the top corner of your HUD? Yeah, that one. That number is very important. It- no, that's not your hit points. That's your Tab Count. This number is very important. It needs to read between 20 and 65 at all times. Any more and you'll begin to be crushed under the weight of its unfulfilled expectations. Any less and you'll have enough time free to begin to think about all those projects you haven't started yet. Both of these extremes will make you feel Bad and give you a status condition called Sad Soul.

So yeah that number actually is like your hit points. Remember to take care of it.

[underbootsociety]

@lonelyghostlibrarian

[ashes2caches]

you have to hold the tall tgirl in a princess carry. constantly. at all times.

[ashes2caches]

transfem who gets incredibly aroused when you brush your hand against her neck.

[gingik]

[morganitism]

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[underbootsociety]

@lonelyghostlibrarian

[yumykon]

Rosalina ⭐

[ashes2caches]

holding the trans girl’s chin and calling her the cutest little thing…

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[ikimaru]

practicing drawing her! ✨

[ikimaru]

the "I'll teach you everything" meme redraw from twt ehehe

(ok maybe she won't teach her anything but she tried)

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

what if I want to wake up next to another trans girl and be able to cuddle her for hours and hours and hours and hours, what then