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Hi welcome to my tumblr I like bad jokes and food and also dogs

[hanahaley]

 favorite houses in san francisco, from my instagram

[pastel-cutie]

[constellationexploration]

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

Bless your soul

[smallcry-deactivated20140814]

don’t only support asexuality while ignoring those on the aromantic spectrum

[sirengoddess]

do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker

[snickidoodle]

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

[jesustoh]

[lukeaustinyeah]

might be my fav image ever

[deodrant-deactivated20130413]

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

how many asians did you get

[partystick]

31

[kardashy]

[badeggs]

Girls have sex with 5 guys, she’s a whore. Guy has sex with 5 girls, he’s a fucking god.

[surprisebitch]

[badluckkitty]

[higayo]

my life

[zennmaister-deactivated20140912]

[boujhetto]

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

[zooophagous]

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

Mac n cheese is basically the devil’s food and I am disgusted people would even compare it to the food of the gods that is the mighty potato

[fourm]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

I hate everyone that reblogged this post

[betterthankanyebitch]

[omghacks]

Hispanic parents have a sixth sense

Vine by: Rudy Mancuso

[neohesperidin-deactivated201703]

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

[sushinfood]

okay this one made me laugh

[wankbankofamerica]

reasons i tend to not talk

people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears

i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago

people seem disinterested in what i’m saying

i hate my voice

i have something really mean to say

i hate you

i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me