Tumblr Seasons

[energy301-blog]

To get the $50 free ride credit:

1, signup/login lyft app (or lyft.com)

2, go to “payment” tab, Add Credit Code TUMBRIDE

Code valid for most major cities.

[laceamusedbymace]

Works in Los Angeles. Whoo!

[ridinghi-blog]

the code is valid in 200+ US cities

[shittierqueer]

Only for new users

[doggykittyeverywhere]

[maggierogers]

me: uses the word bitch as a self descriptor

a man: says bitch

me: 

[energy301-blog]

To get the $50 free ride credit:

1, signup/login lyft app (or lyft.com)

2, go to “payment” tab, Add Credit Code TUMBRIDE

Code valid for most major cities.

[laceamusedbymace]

Works in Los Angeles. Whoo!

[ridinghi-blog]

the code is valid in 200+ US cities

[shittierqueer]

Only for new users

[bakwaaas]

[best-of-memes]

[vengeancect]

[borderlands-disorder]

I would be terrified

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

Can we confirm the safety and survival of the person who took this video?

[vengeancect]

no they’re dead

[asillyandrandomname]

Ok I cried

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

This is gonna give me nightmares :(

[versacebeefcurtains]

B I T C H

[habibi243]

WHAT IS GOING ON???

[boochiebadass]

@bigyerchy

[p-nutonyourface]

[shaelab-deactivated20160923]

But like why though

[snorlaxatives]

[studip]

MILF

mistakes I long to fix

[mannequinsbreathe]

Kaleidoscopes into Infinity is Here!

Making it was the most challenging, drawn-out, ultimately rewarding experience ever.

Spotify: http://smarturl.it/KIISpt Bandcamp: http://smarturl.it/KIIBc iTunes: http://smarturl.it/KIIiT Amazon: http://smarturl.it/KIIAmz Google Play: http://smarturl.it/KIIGP YouTube: http://smarturl.it/KIIYT

First pressing of CDs (limited to 400 copies) available on Bandcamp.

Grateful for the amazing talents of Mark Plancke (engineering/production/mixing), Amanda Sartor (illustration), Josh Zalev (bass), Bradford Helner (drums / RIP respectfully), Chelsea West (backing vocals), Joey Huffman (keyboards), Dan Coutant (mastering).

[girlslogin]

Self-Care Band-Aid Tattoos by MotivationalTattoo. Wear one when you are feeling down, to serve as a pick-me-up and reminder. ♥

[energy301-blog]

To get the $50 free ride credit:

1, signup/login lyft app (or lyft.com)

2, go to “payment” tab, Add Credit Code TUMBRIDE

Code valid for most major cities.

[laceamusedbymace]

Works in Los Angeles. Whoo!

[ridinghi-blog]

the code is valid in 200+ US cities

[shittierqueer]

Only for new users

[publicpools]

shit it’s August.

[publicpools]

shit it’s August.

[gingerbrownies]

Seriously CUTE <3

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Eliminate tumblr.

[theapplebane-deactivated2016071]

pls kill tumblr

[some-online-spiral]

has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.

[official-albert-wesker-deactiva]

You mean this post Slagar?

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the one.

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe 

[thecrystalfems]

How about the whole “Brexit vote map correlates with mad cow disease map” but it was literally the same map one in color and one in grayscale

[tangledweave-deactivated2016091]

Y'all forget KONY?

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

THIS WHOLE POST

[writing-prompt-s]

All the spiders you find in your house are trying to protect you from “Them”. Spiders have a society based around honor and will gladly die for their homeowners, but before you squish your last spider it spoke.