can i pet your dog

my name is nicki and first impressions are very important but i guess i'm fucking this up now aren't i

[beyoncevevo]

there needs to be a month between august and september 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

october???

[snickidoodle]

son i have news for you

[tiktokarchive]

[birdsareblooming]

[aubrey-plaza]

[as-per-usual]

[ofcarnivora]

Holy shit

[depsidase]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[fairycosmos]

i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

[stability]

[loosesealbluths]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[relelvance]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

Remember, birdwatching goes both ways

that’s vaguely threatening. thank you

[coldtongue]

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.

[chumbie]

[whitepeopletwitter]