Sgt Peppers Lonely Socks Club Band

30 year old ecologist in the making, here for the book tips and obscure jokes. I don't really tag a lot, but if you follow me and want something tagged, message me!

[kglsudav]

[comtedemoney]

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA by Thom Higgins.

[botanyshitposts]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[botanyshitposts]

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

[botanyshitposts]

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

[transcyberism]

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

[botanyshitposts]

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

[elodieunderglass]

Snorfle snarfle hnarf munch munch

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

Mountain reindeer (Rangifer tarandus tarandus)

[berg-gry]

Source

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...wir haben roasting eingedeutscht und niemand hat mir bescheid gesagt???

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Bundesland-Slogan Tournament: Runde 1

Regeln: 14 Bundesländer haben Slogans! Nur diese Bundesländer sind im Tournament und es zählen nur die aktuellen Slogans, keine vergangenen! Ich habe den Computer die Bundesländer rein zufällig matchen lassen und habe sie nicht geändert. Die Polls laufen jeweils eine Woche. Es geht allein um den Slogan, nicht um persönliche Sympathie oder Antipathie.

Match 1: Baden-Württemberg mit "The Länd" vs

Hessen mit "An Hessen führt kein Weg vorbei"

Match 1:

"The Länd"

"An Hessen führt kein Weg vorbei"

Voting ended onMay 27, 2025

[arielluva]

all because you wanted to play pretend

[agardenintheshire]

die treppe ist nicht genormt!!!

[microsff]

The villagers watched a mighty paladin battle the demon under the full moon. At long last, the demon was vanquished.

"Did you see an old lady?" the villagers called. "It took her!"

The paladin looked at the moon setting, then shuddered and seemed to shrink. The armour turned to mist, the sword became a cane.

"I'm here."

"You're a… werepaladin? Is that a- How?"

"In my youth, I was bitten by a paladin." The old woman smiled fondly. "Many times."

[desert-love]

[fidgetyhands]

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

[ach-sss-no]

Volcano stock image source: https://unsplash.com/photos/white-clouds-over-snow-covered-mountain-tLxGw_ITs7k (the image is free to use)

For @ficwip fandom smashup event.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Did Gollum like the cat food?

[vedajuno]

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

[mikimuun]

He loves the cage!

[lalalaugenbrot]

+++ Eilmeldung: schwarzer Rauch steigt aus dem Schornstein des Bundestags empor +++

[macrolit]

Happy birthday, Mary Wollstonecraft (b. 27 April 1759)

“My own sex, I hope, will excuse me, if I treat them like rational creatures, instead of flattering their fascinating graces, and viewing them as if they were in a state of perpetual childhood, unable to stand alone.“ - A Vindication of the Rights of Women (1792), Mary Wollstonecraft

[womeninfictionandirl]

Nausicaä by Julia Tveritina

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

[whywalkwhenyoucanride]

more like ursula slay le guin

[sasukesun]

those valentine’s day cards but it’s just insane shit naruto and sasuke say to each other

[sasukesun]

wait i did it

[sasukesun]

starting a collection