gravity is a social construct.

Your organs? Gimmie.

[dogpuppy]

[lonesome-honking]

Scuttles yearns for *blood*

[psychotic-gerard]

fuck you hostile architecture fuck you requiring proof of someone’s address fuck you removing benches fuck you street sweeps fuck you pay-to-unlock bathrooms fuck you anti-encampment laws fuck you parking meters fuck you homeless shelters/hostels that make you pay, that have a cap on the amount of personal belongings you can have, that have rampant unaddressed abuse fuck you anti-homeless laws fuck you police fuck you fuck everything that criminalises being homeless

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[despazito]

Do you still have the original “Serf’s Up” image? It haunts my dreams.

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[flowerbleedme]

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[bisexuel]

[gothiero]

happy what do tuesday's tuesday

[zvaigzdelasas]

Joe Biden Lookin Fresh

[redchrominance]

"what's the matter, smooth-skin? didn't think a ghoul could become president, did ya?"

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

has anyone ever died from gooning

[pjackk]

When my old gooning buddy Jake was going thru the hardest sesh of his life he was going mad and shit because he was clogged as fuck and he started deastroying shit since he couldnt get that sweet release he was trying to get for days i shit u not our sesh lasted 5 days straight and it wasnt until he took the 6th tina puff on the final day when the devil inside him awakened and i could see it in his eyes it was time for me to put him down old yellar style so that was when i knocked him out with my megaton blast punch to knock him out and then i brought him to my drive way to run him over til he was gone for good sorry buddy but its the way to have to be

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[cherubg1rl]