Dædly Night§hade

Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy

[fivehunnad]

“I’m too exhausted to explain my soul to someone again.”

— T. // ten word story #38 (via logicaldreamer)

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Gargoyle Statue by Min Kian

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[adulthoodisokay]

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[yearns-in-lesbian]

reblog to give your friend a bad day

[dinosoverhumans]

this is the monalisa of tumblr

[matt-murdockk-deactivated202203]

“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”

[anonymouse-the-asian-deactivate]

this is it, this post started it all

[best-of-reblogs]

[exit-path]

NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME

[reverendyoda]

This post and its ungodly spawn have ruined my scrolling finger.

[stereofeathers]

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

[stereofeathers]

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

[stereofeathers]

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

[stereofeathers]

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

[wakewithgiggli]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[izzypeazy-lemonsqueezy]

People giving the little girl money and not receiving the change:

[punkrock-bottom]

The little girl:

[lonesomemorgue]

This is the first time I've opened Tumblr in a while and I come across this while helping my nephew with his journal entry about how he would run a lemonade stand....

[lindirs-gaze]

which tolkien character has the fattest ass

[gay-pippin]

[true-king-of-monsters]

I mean they’re outta line but they’re right…..

[bax16]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

I said what I said

[lipstickluchador]

[carillonghorn]

[shadowtigress2]

@scarlet-mangata Veses……………………

[asteriuszenith]

@scarlet-mangata

[itbjossi]

Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. who knows I lost count after all my Eurovision posting last night?

[drtemperancebrennans]

               Like mother, like daughter.

[tastefullyoffensive]

My life in one word

[talesfromthecrypts]

Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.

[transpar3nt-bitch]

transparent deer sitting on your blog aw

[dailyloki]

(source)

[ghostly-lee]

[lowhostrikesback]

that is beautiful! *hearteyes*

[oscar-isaac]

HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY (1993) dir. Duwayne Dunham

[thegenderal]

Fat fuck friday

[thegenderal]

The fact that people are baffled by this is so funny

[thegenderal]

Fat fuck friday 2 weeks later.... still fat.

[x-sunnysideup-x-deactivated2024]

[moami]

Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.

[nuguflops]

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis