just pipeweed thoughts

you guys if more of us valued food and drink over hoarded gold it would be a merrier world probably

[beastliness]

I have a distinct suspicion that there is a fungus of some kind paying attention to me

[beastliness]

my god it's worse than I suspected

[longbottomleif]

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine going to take a shower and the water just dodges you, and not being able to tell whether you are hydrophobic or if the water has become homophobic.

[longbottomleif]

Can someone better at art than me please take this image that is haunting my closed eyelids : nosferatutu

[longbottomleif]

I logged all the way in here to tell you guys I really miss my past life as a amoeba

[hollowvoidly]

luring creatures

[danndesigns]

[longbottomleif]

what if your phone died and it had a dnr. What then

[longbottomleif]

girl help the edibles too strong I can't stop intellectualizing this yaoi

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

this new strain is called the genetic memory of your mammalian ancestors and when you smoke it you wake up as a small mouselike creature carefully treading through ash left in the wake of the chicxulub meteor impact 66 million years ago. and you dont wake up you live the whole rest of your life as a protomammal until youre eaten by a monitor lizard. and it helps you sleep

[sandmandaddy69]

[longbottomleif]

Cats inside: father love me dad dad dad love me pet me love me scratch my special nose

The same cats the second they are outside: Arrogant whelp. I answer not to thee.

[longbottomleif]

The Cookie is the Monster