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Fiction podcast production company from the UK. We make Mockery Manor, Madame Magenta, The Ballad of Anne & Mary and Magenta Presents. We are Laurence & Lindsay 😺

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ANNOUNCEMENT! We are very excited to tell you that Madame Magenta & Bernard will be performing live at the London Podcast Festival 2026!

𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚 (& 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐝)

𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫

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𝐚𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞, 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧

This festival is always such a treat, and we're thrilled to be returning. Come join us for mind-blowing esoteric readings, live-looping musical shenanigans, and a brand new case from the archives of M&B Paranormal Investigations (with special guest star Beth Eyre).

This show is part the festival's audio drama day, so stick around for all-new Wooden Overcoats that same evening!

Get your tickets from this link right here!

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THIS SATURDAY! We celebrate one year of Magenta & Bernard's charity live stream with a 2-hour bumper special, in which we will hopefully hit the incredible milestone of £10,000 raised!

We are raising money for Medical Aid for Palestinians, as it was on our very first live stream last July.

You don't have to donate if you don't feel able, but we would love to have you there to celebrate with us!

Saturday 25th July

8pm-10pm UK time (3pm-5pm ET)

YouTube, Facebook, Twitch and Instagram.

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Here's another of our favourite t-shirt designs from the Long Cat Dashery shop! This one features the complete lyrics of the song Cut & Run (performed by Christina Bianco in The Ballad Of Anne & Mary), meticulously presented in the style of an 18th century ballad sheet. This one is double-sided to tell the full story!

Dashery is a great company that gives a very fair share of sales profits to their creators. So buying our merch helps fund our podcasts - at the moment it will go towards the making of Mockery Manor Season 4!

Laurence LongCat is wearing a "male" fit, size M. It's a real nice print on real nice soft cotton. It's also been through several washes and dries on the line, and it's not showing any sign of fading, so we're very happy with the print quality of these tees.

Get yours here!

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ATTN! Our 2-hour bumper special anniversary stream has been set for SATURDAY JULY 25TH!

We're not streaming this weekend, because even Magenta & Bernard might struggle to compete with the World Cup final. So we look forward to hanging out with you all on the 25th! Thank you so much for all your support over this first year of charity streams!

Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDdH621BpKY

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It wouldn't be a cruise without a big, Broadway-style show! Season 4 will feature THE SPIRIT OF THE MANOR: Margot Mockery's musical retelling of the inception of Mockery Manor theme park. 🎢🎠🏰

Spanning from the terrible Mockery fire to the grand opening of Dreamland, a sensational cast will bring the historical figures of Alfred Mockery, Timothy Jenkins and Margot Mockery herself to life in this dazzling production.

It's the incredible story of the land Where Childhood Never Dies.

In between main episodes of Mockery Manor S4, you will hear the ship's onboard radio playing songs from the show, and interviews with the cast. 🛳

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Tonight! Magenta & Bernard are streaming live tonight to raise money for WWF! That's the World Wildlife Fund. And yes, we STILL think of the wrestling every time we say WWF, even though it's been about 25 years. Come join us on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch from 8pm UK time (3pm ET)!

WATCH HERE

DONATE HERE

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HOOOOOOOOOONK! 🛳📣 Mockery Manor Season 4 sets sail on August 25th. Stick it in your diary.

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Tonight, we’re streaming for Greenpeace! Let’s plant lovely beautiful clean trees, pumping cool, cleansing oxygen into the world, making habitat, bringing down temperatures and making everything better. Trees. Love em.

Join us tonight from 8pm UK time (3pm ET)! You don’t have to donate if you don’t feel able - just come and hang with us. You can watch on Facebook, Instagram and Twitch, but most of the community hangs out on YouTube, so it’s most fun there.

Here’s the YouTube link

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If you're wondering why we're posting about our t-shirt range so much, it's because someone from Dashery (who we use for our printing) got in touch with us and said, in a very friendly way, "your designs are great, but you need to actually, yknow, TELL people about them".

And it is a bit mad that we're so bad at promoting all our Long Cat merch when all the proceeds go straight back into making podcasts! We're hard at work on Mockery S4 at the moment, and merch sales help keep that production going. We are, as ever, a two-person micro-company, so it all helps.

And hey, we're enjoying modelling and sharing these designs, because we're proud of them! This one, modelled here by Lindsay LongCat, is one of Laurence's designs from Mockery S3: the 45rpm single cover artwork from Clayton Woodrow's breakthrough hit "Cactus Lovers".

Lindsay is a UK size 14, wearing a "male" size M, and this particular tee is from Dashery's "super soft" style. It's that reeeeeally nice soft, light material. Very nice in the heat, and as with all this stuff, has been washed and dried on the line in the scorching sun several times. No sign of any fading yet!

As always, link here if you wanna look at all our full apparel range on Dashery.

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Magenta and Bernard are doing their LAST Pride charity live stream of 2026 today, and YOU (yes, YOU, and also you and you) are cordially invited to join in with the fun.

WHERE, WHEN, HOW: 8pm UK time (3pm ET), on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.

And if you'd like to make a donation to tonight's four charities (LGBT Foundation, AKT, GiveOut and Say It Loud Club), you can visit our GiveWheel page here.

Things you can expect from tonight’s stream:

Red Hot Goss! Fortunes told! No problem too big or too gross. Either send an email to [email protected] or ask your question in the comment box during the stream. If you do the latter, write it in CAPS LOCK SO THAT WE DON’T MISS IT

Live music! Please note that Bernard’s covers are NOT available on the podcast version of the stream due to copyright reasons. You must watch the live stream to get the full musical experience, so that’s a pretty good reason to come join us, eh?

Real-time charity updates! We’ve made £519 so far this Pride, and we’d love to smash through to £700 tonight. Having said all that, we know time’s are tight so there’s absolutely no expectation that everyone watching will donate. Not at all! Please don’t let that stop you from coming!

Fascinating facts! If mangled, half-remembered facts are your thing, you’re in luck

Shopping and Fashion! M&B will be wearing BRAND NEW, tight, sexy, slightly damp Long Cat t-shirts live on-stream! PLUS if anyone places an order for any Long Cat merch during the show, we will donate 100% of the profit to charity

Community Spirit! Ward off existential despair, make new friends, consolidate burgeoning relationships, network with like-minded Luddites, form unions and fight for workers’ rights.

Hope to see you there, esoteric pals xxx

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see ya soon, matty

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This is a real beaut from our Mockery Manor t-shirt range - 𝑩𝒂𝒃𝒂 𝒀𝒂𝒈𝒂’𝒔 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒕! BFC is a quick service restaurant in Baba Yaga Land in Dunkelschloss, although once *something* happened to the park (trying to avoid spoilers for Season 2), BFC was moved in its entirety to Mockery Manor (as seen on the map in ‘Mockery Manor: the Murder Mystery Game’).

Designed and modelled here by Lindsay LongCat (UK size 14, 5’10”, long torso, wearing a “male” medium fit). Gotta say, the print quality on these tees is excellent. This has been through the wash a couple of times, dried, and worn on a hike through the Norfolk countryside. No sign of the colours fading or the print degrading in any way.

Loads of other styles, colours and fits are available (including tie-dye, hubba hubba) from our Dashery shop, which you can visit here.

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You know what this is? It's Mockery Manor, Season 4, Episode 1. It's been a fair while since we released any new Mockery. Thank you for sticking with us. But we're very excited to be hearing this new series coming together! We have the first block of 5 episodes recorded, and we're now entering the long editing and sound design process. We're hoping to start releasing from August. Looking forward to setting sail with you all! 🛳🎠🏰🐈‍⬛

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There was a lot of love for this t-shirt on last night's live stream, so here it is in all its tie-dye glory! This intimidatingly sexy portrait of Magenta & Bernard in full 80s fantasy mode was designed by the incredible ZedEdge (go follow him on Insta), and you can get it printed on tees, hoodies and more from our Dashery merch shop.

If you're not feeling the tie-dye, there are many other colours, styles and fits available. But honestly though... look at the tie-dye. Clearly that's the one. And all our other designs are available in tie-dye as well! So you could look as psychedelic as Laurence LongCat does here.

Here's the link to our Dashery shop! Take a look at all our designs.

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We’re back at the slightly later time of 8:30pm UK (3:30pm ET) for our third Pride Special of the month! LINK BELOW!

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We have once again forgotten to remind everyone that we’re doing a LIVE STREAM tomorrow evening (June 14th)! 8pm UK time (3pm ET) - come hang with Magenta & Bernard, and maybe we’ll drag Boomer on camera too.

Watch on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch or Instagram (though it’s a bit weird and cropped on insta so we’d recommend YouTube).

We will once again be raising money for a range of excellent LGBTQIA+ charities.

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We’re streaming live tonight and raising money for four excellent LGBTQIA+ charities! Come join us on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch and Instagram from 8pm UK time (3pm ET).

Links below!

WATCH HERE DONATE HERE