[glumshoe]

friendships that fluctuate between really stupid weird flippant jokes and earnest vulnerability and deep affection make life so much richer

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[babyanimalgifs]

A police department did a photoshoot with their new puppy recruits, I’m in love

[efjkkefjnenfr]

the insistence that being gay is a small detail about someone and shouldn’t be a “part of their personality” or an important fact about them really bothers me. being a lesbian IS an important part of my personality, because the culture and people i’m surrounded by are very heterosexual and i don’t relate to it at all. being a lesbian is about more than just loving women because it’s also about how i engage with everything around me. straight people are never expected to make their straightness an insignificant part of their lives and personalities and what people are saying when they say gayness is insignificant is that they want us to blend in with the majority. making the lesbian part of me small enough to be invisible would mean being dishonest about who i am, and it would probably be impossible because i don’t experience the world in the same way as most people and history shows i’m bad at faking it

[pig-demon]

great.

[starlightnymph]

[jackadittyditty]

You can make anything pop punk see watch

normal bananas

pop punk bananas

[writingsforwinter]

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

[salty-swells-blog]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

[sigmundfreud]

me every time i wake up to rain: ive been awake for five seconds and this is already the new best day of my life 

[jawbone-the-tenth]

Hey, if we’re mutuals don’t forget that:

You can ask for my Skype

You can ask for my Steam

You can ask for my Discord

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

 You can kill me in one hit

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[hazedhowell-blog]

GOD bless

[lmaonade]

if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve 

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

no therapy we die like men

[ignoranticarus-moved-deactivate]

owl city personally broke into my house and tucked me into bed and made me a cup of tea and asked me how im doing