[bookdustfaerie]

I know Tairn is this giant, magnificent beast of a dragon, but all I see while I'm reading Fourth Wing is this massive version of Toothless 🤣

[alhadsisimranleft]

My type

Fictional character "who backs you up against the wall and puts dagger/gun under you chin."

Fictional character "who grins evilly after being drenched in blood of their opponent"

Fictional character "who falls in love with their enemy but keeps denying"

Fictional character "who isn't afraid of anything but is afraid of losing that one person."

Fictional character "who loves to the point of madness"

Fictional character "who pins you down and whispers things which makes your heart race."

Fictional character "who has brown eyes, dark hair and has fucked up sense of morals."

Fictional character "who can make you speechless with their words"

Fictional character who gives vibes like "touch my lover and die"

Fictional character "who is your rival but says who did this to you? through gritted teeth"

Fictional character "who smiles in public but is a psychopath in private"

Fictional character "who leans against the doorframe and looks at you with amusing smile"

Fictional character "who brings you flowers just because they thought of you randomly"

Fictional character "who can bring out your feminine side"

[secondlina]

Crow Time - Statue 1

[guardianofrivendell]

You wake up in the middle of the night with a dry mouth and go downstairs for a glass of water. The cool water is soothing your mouth and throat, so you return to your bedroom, but as you pass your front door, the doorbell rings. It's 2 am... What do you do?

Answer it right away. No questions asked. A visitor, fun!

Answer it, but not without an inner battle first. Your braver side wins.

You answer it, but you're fetching a weapon first. Whatever you can reach.

The doorbell startles you so much that you scream. The door stays closed.

You answer the door, 911/112 already on the line.

You bark in an attempt to try and scare your nightly visitor away.

You hurry up the stairs and pretend nothing happened. Who would open that door?!

You laugh to yourself, you're clearly still dreaming!

Other (please specify in tags)

Bonus: you wake up someone else in the house. Let them deal with it, good night!

Voting ended onMay 29, 2023

To clarify : I'm asking this as a genuine question and to ease my midnight thoughts while getting a glass of water. Reblog for science.

[nevver]

You up? Alex Krokus

[purr-in-ink]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

[purr-in-ink]

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[justcatposts]

Wonders why the air is so spicy? 

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[purr-in-ink]

[lonikje]

Said every vampire ever

[lonikje]

Love how my Tumblr for you page doesn't give me more of a certain type of post when I like them, but instead gives me more of my other fandoms, as if to say 'you're neglecting your other fic crushes! Do something about it right now!' and I love that for us

[thunderon]

i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers

[pusheen]

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

[justcatposts]

This is Truffles the cat, a stray found by a pediatric optometrist and now puts kids at ease that are nervous about getting glasses and totally makes them more at ease. 

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[kenobiwanx]

ellie and grogu would be besties