Lonnie

I sell water guns full of cat pee to children for money. I throw Arizona green tea cans at people for fun. I jerk off to Hong Lu for pleasure. I chase every existing Lucio for the grind. I glaze my ocs for the ego boost. I drink cold brew coffee for the shits. I write stupid paragraphs for the giggles. I am Lonnie, and I live for the drive. Lonnie/Lana - she/her - 18+ prefer if minors dni

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

miss distortion and her blue counterpart (also named carmen)

she's my oc and she lives in a city where everything is blue because it's surrounded by a giant blue dome nobody can escape from. it's the one place in my worldbuilding i've done jack shit to develop lol

this is my first time posting my own art here pls be nice :< i hope people like it

also this doodle i did of them in my sketchbook. i haven't drawn on paper in a long time. shading hair with pencil is fun :D

@definitelynotdistorter i forgot to tag this last night my bad :3 i guess this counts as a carmen fan art?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[i-like-angela-lobcorp]

go take my uquiz pls its fun 🥺

(its about which of my blorbos you are)

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

every uquiz i take i always get this guy

i guess im netzach irl :<

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

If you didn't know who made the art why did you use it anyways?

honestly because it was one of the only lucio pictures i had on my phone and i was bored

i tried reverse image searching it but couldn't really find anything, thought it would be better to admit i didn't know than just say nothing and not try to credit it at all

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

it's been a while since i really did anything on tumblr

im not sure who made the fan art i used for this, if anyone knows pls tell me so i can credit it

lucio is very pretty and cute and everything else that can be used to describe an attractive person

[dishwasher09]

friendly reminder to parents on tumblr that your children do NOT owe you grandchildren. we are not your incubators. we are not vessels for your legacy. we are PEOPLE

[il--cacciatore]

not many people know this but lucio is actually my middle name

[il--cacciatore]

my full name is actually Oi Lucio Getmeanotherbeer

[makumau0]

oh my god im so glad tumblr sent me a notification to the requested lordlu art thinking id like it and i ABSOLUTELY DID. no actually screw like i LOVE it so much oh my god. your art is so????scrumptious??!?!?!

enough glaze, i was wondering if youd draw lucio.... yes this is .. a lucio request... heh... thank you op.... as lordlu anon said no pressure...

one must imagine lucio happy -----

i havent been very active w posting art for weeks now bcs of art block & also the dreaded procrastination ;; hope u dont mind the artstyle, anon !

[so-many-ocs]

i’m like if a writer did not write and did other things instead

[ivoryheaven]

i don't know what userboxes are for really but i need a lucio one and maybe a hod one

userboxes are for your intro post!

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

MY WIFE AND MY BELOVED YAY YAY YAY

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 💖

[maskedteatime]

just this once

luciora has been my favorite rarepair recently i dunno their parallels are too good to ignore + they're both my favorite + they both deserve incredible amounts of happiness

[daily-albina]

SOURCE: June_Blues_

[tearful-thing]

looking at the difference in guard sprites really makes me wonder what lucio was doing

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

Lucio I love you but genuinely what the fuck are you doing here

are you trying to get killed

[ivoryheaven]

this place has a way of driving people completely mad.

[ivoryheaven]

lucio

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

LUCIOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

[lonnie-makes-mayhem]

back again with another lucio

this time it's a lucio i drew! he's very cute!

i think he would like being held, maybe. wishful thinking~

the full drawing of him is a lot weirder idk if imma share it