I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
Samuel Beckett, Waiting For Godot (via wordsnquotes)
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@lonsdon
I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
Samuel Beckett, Waiting For Godot (via wordsnquotes)
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
THE LEGENDARY POST
IT’S HERE
me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho
god: *pulls out receipts*
god: sweetie :)
the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford
Twas the night before Christmas and I swear to the Lord I will break your goddamn ankles If you don’t buy this ford
Stairs are tough.
You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions
I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick
your 20's be like
me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
Haley Bennett, photographed by Lachlan Bailey for Dior magazine, winter 2016.
Life is the most difficult exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others - not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.
Unknown
(via words-of-emotion)
The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman
the ‘look what you made me do’ taylors as reputation songs (inspired by @leavethenighton)
The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.
Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
(via words-of-emotion)
Harry in Shanghai (via Phoenix)