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Ayushi | 20 | James Potter Variant | Multifandom

[russianblush]

this feels like emotional torture

[jewelcoatfish]

whenever ilya gets too drunk people call shane. shane comes in and nudges ilya and ilya drapes himself onto shane and looks at him all dopey.

“you are here” “of course i am” “shane hollander is taking me home” “shane hollander-rozanov is taking you home” “shane hollander takes my last name” “yes he did. do you want to come home with him?” “i’ll go anywhere shane hollander goes” “okay then let’s go home baby”

ilya drunkenly smiles and babbles to anyone that listens that his husband is taking him home. his husband shane hollander-rozanov. did he mention shane was his husband? did he mention shane took his last name? and shane would find it cute if ilya wasn’t wiggling all over the place and make it very difficult for him to take home.

[weewoo911]

Loads of Hollanov fics have them getting walked in on while making out etc which is great

But I’d love a fic where one or both of Shane’s parents drop by the cottage for phone charger/laundry pod reasons and find Shane snuggled on the couch fast asleep on Ilya’s chest and that’s how they find out

They’re dressed in soft casual clothes, sleeping like the dead and wrapped around each other like vines and Ilya’s hand is in Shane’s hair and Shane looks so so comfortable and relaxed

Meanwhile his parents are staring slack-jawed at the sight of their son using his archenemy the Russian Rage Machine as a teddybear/pillow

[smokey-ilya]

i think it’s pretty widely known that players don’t love being part of the all stars weekend. and typically there’s 1 player selected from each team so when shane joins the cens, it becomes a competition of who doesn’t get selected and it’s fierce. every goal or assist during the season is met with a taunt: “oh you are definitely going to toronto this year, hollander”

and when ilya gets selected for the 3rd consecutive season, shane takes a celebratory lap around their living room. “me and the boys will miss you in hawaii” shane jokes and ilya grumbles back “is only bc i am the best hockey player” and shane kisses the side of his head

the next afternoon, ilya bellows for shane to come see something and shane knows what ilya is looking at before he hears, “you forgot about fan voting.” ilya will be giddy and throw shane the flirtiest wink bc yes, they’re heading to all star weekend together once again

[komaami]

Just my clumsy hands, no AI (Of course not — it's awful) 🤣

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[coyoteshane]

big fan of ilya telling shane to show him what he likes and shane getting all flustered about it

[lumoxy]

in the meadow, near the cottage

𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀

[softwaring]

[shanebug]

remember to provide your pet hockey players with plenty of enrichment!

[shanebug]

update on my pet hockey players... i think they're enjoying the stuff i put in there for enrichment...

[rodrickheffeley]

I love this autistic gay boy

[liminal-kid]

So, how many times has Connor spoken French to Hudson and made his brain casually short-circuit like in this clip? Just casually slipped a few French words into a FaceTime call and then watched Hudson as he proceeded to crumble into pieces.

[schreienfeuer]

Shane my princess grow out your haaaair

[hollanders-left-tit]

Sometimes I think about the fact that Ilya married one of the greatest hockey players of all time, who is also an underwear model, and who comes in his pants just from sucking Ilya’s cock, and I have to wonder what it’s like being so #blessed

[arcsi0]

hockey yaoi captivates me in the past present and future

[thebitchesterbrothers]

quick reminder that Shane had a girlfriend waiting for him at home while he was making heart eyes at Ilya Rozanov

[fuuuckwhoknows]

I love the idea of Shane’s chirps just being observations.

It started when he was a kid and he was trying to help everyone get better at hockey including the opposing teams players, he would say something like “your stick grip is weak” or “you’re slow on your right” (idk i don’t know hockey very well ESPECIALLY little kid hockey) but he says it totally deadpan because little Shanebug doesn’t understand tone yet.

This makes the other teams so mad! They try and fight him constantly! Little bitty baby hockey fights and then Yuna sits him down in middle school after the first fight that he actually gets hurt (black eye and bloody lip) and asks him what he is saying to make everyone fight him?

“Nothing mean I swear mom!!! I’m trying to be nice and help correct their form”

And suddenly Yuna gets it and explains to Shane that not everyone but especially not the opposing team likes to have their flaws pointed out to them even if it’s coming from a good place and how that could be seen as chirping.

So he stops for a while, then his coach for world juniors tells him to try and piss off Rozanov enough that they can draw a penalty. So Shane does what he does best and points out a flaw at each face off. Jokes on him though because Ilya is actively changing those things and getting better every face off because he is taking it for what it is, advice.

Which pisses Shane off, he thinks his chirping tactic won’t work now that he is older. So he points out at his first scrimmage at practice in Montreal that the center who has been there for years (who he is probably replacing) is favoring his left side is staying too far left to compensate (again I don’t know hockey so I am trying to translate things I know about soccer lol)

And the center loses it on him! Immediately yelling about the lack of respect and how a rookie makes it to the MLH and thinks they are hot shit.

So Shane realizes his chirping DOES work just not on rozanov and becomes a menace he studies game tape specifically to find holes in his opponents game and pre prepares chirps and it fucking works because all these men are so far up their own asses that they just get mad instead of using the advice.

Idk I just needed Shane Chirping but in a very Shane way. Like he really just wants to play hockey but chirping is part of hockey so he studies chirping but doesn’t want to do any of the “classic” chirps (your mom! Your wife! Your girlfriend! You’re gay! Type of stuff) so he invents his own chirps out of his amazing mind