Commander hibari

⋆˚✿˖°Please don't tell my dad I am on here ⋆˚✿˖° ( -_•)ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━🌸

[hibari-official]

˖᯽ ݁˖ Hibari ask/rp blog Asks: Open Blog Owner:@pinkelotjeart (also am @teach-official , @suncatcher-pinky, @koala-official ) Blog owner age: 23 Pronouns Hibari: She/her (He/she for me) ˖᯽ ݁˖ General Notes/rules: ❀ Throw anything at me I'll be fine, it's fun. ❀ I don't ship Hibari with anyone specific, So you're free to ask about things I geuss? ❀ Will try to give her a appalachian (or vaguely southern) accent as it appears in the english translation of the manga. Notably I am not from any area with an accent like that and I am, just kind of geusing. ❀ This blog will be headcanon heavy. I do believe her to be Akainu's daughter. ˖᯽ ݁˖ Tags: ❀ Flower shots: main tag ❀ Hibari answered: asks

❀ Hibari doodle: doodles

❀ Papa tag: specific things about Akainu

I am horrible with tags... keep that in mind.

[aramaki-official]

With all due respect, you've been talking about wanting a beautiful lady to feed you, yet it hasn't happened even once.

Are you a woman repellent or something?

THE PR SUCKERS HAVE ADVISED ME TO NOT SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE FRANKLY SICKENING NUMBER OF LESBOS IN THE MARINES

[hibari-official]

Sir, please don’t use that word.

[aramaki-official]

I speak how I damn well please, you have no authority over me.

Whaaat ? are you one of them? did I hurt your wittme fewings?

[hibari-official]

I can still start tellin’ on ya to my dad.

And no I am not a lesbian. It just ain’t appropriate language!

[aramaki-official]

yourboyfriendcouldvefooledme-ACK! How I. Hate you women and your political correctness

...

you're one to talk about appropriate language, a girl your age shouldn't talk so coarsely!

But fine, just plain old lesbians from now on.

[hibari-official]

He isn’t my boyfriend, sir!

And thanks you for listenin’ the least bit. ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

[aramaki-official]

Right. Hand slipped again. Your Boy Friend. Your friend that's a boy.

[aramaki-official]

With all due respect, you've been talking about wanting a beautiful lady to feed you, yet it hasn't happened even once.

Are you a woman repellent or something?

THE PR SUCKERS HAVE ADVISED ME TO NOT SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE FRANKLY SICKENING NUMBER OF LESBOS IN THE MARINES

[hibari-official]

Sir, please don’t use that word.

[aramaki-official]

I speak how I damn well please, you have no authority over me.

Whaaat ? are you one of them? did I hurt your wittme fewings?

[hibari-official]

I can still start tellin’ on ya to my dad.

And no I am not a lesbian. It just ain’t appropriate language!

[aramaki-official]

yourboyfriendcouldvefooledme-ACK! How I. Hate you women and your political correctness

...

you're one to talk about appropriate language, a girl your age shouldn't talk so coarsely!

But fine, just plain old lesbians from now on.

[hibari-official]

He isn’t my boyfriend, sir!

And thanks you for listenin’ the least bit. ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

[aramaki-official]

With all due respect, you've been talking about wanting a beautiful lady to feed you, yet it hasn't happened even once.

Are you a woman repellent or something?

THE PR SUCKERS HAVE ADVISED ME TO NOT SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE FRANKLY SICKENING NUMBER OF LESBOS IN THE MARINES

[hibari-official]

Sir, please don’t use that word.

[aramaki-official]

I speak how I damn well please, you have no authority over me.

Whaaat ? are you one of them? did I hurt your wittme fewings?

[hibari-official]

I can still start tellin’ on ya to my dad.

And no I am not a lesbian. It just ain’t appropriate language!

[aokiji-official]

Did ya actually fuck Akainu’s wife, if so why’d you not tell me that sooner thags hilarious!

- @teach-official

Oh I did. Felt bad for the woman. I was planning to do so tonight at the bar actually.

[hibari-official]

[aramaki-official]

With all due respect, you've been talking about wanting a beautiful lady to feed you, yet it hasn't happened even once.

Are you a woman repellent or something?

THE PR SUCKERS HAVE ADVISED ME TO NOT SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON THE FRANKLY SICKENING NUMBER OF LESBOS IN THE MARINES

[hibari-official]

Sir, please don’t use that word.

[hibari-official]

y dont u just ask koby out if ur into him ????? kobys really dumb hes not gonna notice if you dont tell him

- @d-luffy-offical

WWah AH HUH NO!

He is my superior, my dad would kill em, I ain't even supposed to be friends with him, our communication should stay work related. AND he doesn't like me like that. He's got way more intrestin' friends and people he could pick from...

I've accapted this...

[d-luffy-offical]

..? he called you his work wife ? nd marines donstuff theirnnot suposed to do all the time whi cares

[hibari-official]

Who cares? I care!

I am not expectin’ a pirate to understand, but there’s rules fer a reason. Besides, other marines can break rules but I can’t, my dads my employer!

And well— the work wife thing…. (,,>﹏<,,) he is clearly just bein’ nice! He is always nice, it’s just banter… friendly flirtin’. Nothin’ more!

[d-luffy-offical]

…ok girl but he talkd abt you crazy 2 me……..

[hibari-official]

H- HUAH HE WHAT?

What do ya mean with that?! WHAT DO YA MEAN WITH THAT?!

[d-luffy-offical]

iiiiiiiii dont think hed want me sayin ghat on here………………buuut…..mmmmmiwanna…...NO no i cant. gotta be nice to him………

[hibari-official]

I uh? Huh wha, hanwm haha WHAT DO YA MEAN

WHY ARE YOU TAGGIN’ ME AS KOBY’S GIRLFRIEND?!

[d-luffy-offical]

idk he talks crazy abt u i thot that ur dating !!! ur not?

[hibari-official]

We are not!

Gosh could ya imagine the scandle that would be?

[d-luffy-offical]

yeeeeaahhh he talks abt that a lot too…ig i do get what u mean, whenevr i try to tell him i like him he gets all “Luffy we can’t, it’f be the most scandalous crime!” and its like yyeeaaaaaahhh but whose gonna find out????? like has he never heard of a secret b4????

HEEEY WAIT IF U LIKE HIM ND I LIKE WE COULD TALK BT IT TOGETHER!! I THINK KOBYS SOOO AWESOME AND FUN!!!!!!

[hibari-official]

Wha whahkw w WHAT NO

I shouldn’t even be talkin’ to you!

[koby-official]

LUFFY. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED.

Hibari I’m so sorry.

[hibari-official]

Oh my gosh Koby please ignore this I don’t- Ah [ I am goin’ to die of embarrassment… ]

[hibari-official]

y dont u just ask koby out if ur into him ????? kobys really dumb hes not gonna notice if you dont tell him

- @d-luffy-offical

WWah AH HUH NO!

He is my superior, my dad would kill em, I ain't even supposed to be friends with him, our communication should stay work related. AND he doesn't like me like that. He's got way more intrestin' friends and people he could pick from...

I've accapted this...

[d-luffy-offical]

..? he called you his work wife ? nd marines donstuff theirnnot suposed to do all the time whi cares

[hibari-official]

Who cares? I care!

I am not expectin’ a pirate to understand, but there’s rules fer a reason. Besides, other marines can break rules but I can’t, my dads my employer!

And well— the work wife thing…. (,,>﹏<,,) he is clearly just bein’ nice! He is always nice, it’s just banter… friendly flirtin’. Nothin’ more!

[d-luffy-offical]

…ok girl but he talkd abt you crazy 2 me……..

[hibari-official]

H- HUAH HE WHAT?

What do ya mean with that?! WHAT DO YA MEAN WITH THAT?!

[d-luffy-offical]

iiiiiiiii dont think hed want me sayin ghat on here………………buuut…..mmmmmiwanna…...NO no i cant. gotta be nice to him………

[hibari-official]

I uh? Huh wha, hanwm haha WHAT DO YA MEAN

WHY ARE YOU TAGGIN’ ME AS KOBY’S GIRLFRIEND?!

[d-luffy-offical]

idk he talks crazy abt u i thot that ur dating !!! ur not?

[hibari-official]

We are not!

Gosh could ya imagine the scandle that would be?

[d-luffy-offical]

yeeeeaahhh he talks abt that a lot too…ig i do get what u mean, whenevr i try to tell him i like him he gets all “Luffy we can’t, it’f be the most scandalous crime!” and its like yyeeaaaaaahhh but whose gonna find out????? like has he never heard of a secret b4????

HEEEY WAIT IF U LIKE HIM ND I LIKE WE COULD TALK BT IT TOGETHER!! I THINK KOBYS SOOO AWESOME AND FUN!!!!!!

[hibari-official]

Wha whahkw w WHAT NO

I shouldn’t even be talkin’ to you!

[hibari-official]

y dont u just ask koby out if ur into him ????? kobys really dumb hes not gonna notice if you dont tell him

- @d-luffy-offical

WWah AH HUH NO!

He is my superior, my dad would kill em, I ain't even supposed to be friends with him, our communication should stay work related. AND he doesn't like me like that. He's got way more intrestin' friends and people he could pick from...

I've accapted this...

[d-luffy-offical]

..? he called you his work wife ? nd marines donstuff theirnnot suposed to do all the time whi cares

[hibari-official]

Who cares? I care!

I am not expectin’ a pirate to understand, but there’s rules fer a reason. Besides, other marines can break rules but I can’t, my dads my employer!

And well— the work wife thing…. (,,>﹏<,,) he is clearly just bein’ nice! He is always nice, it’s just banter… friendly flirtin’. Nothin’ more!

[d-luffy-offical]

…ok girl but he talkd abt you crazy 2 me……..

[hibari-official]

H- HUAH HE WHAT?

What do ya mean with that?! WHAT DO YA MEAN WITH THAT?!

[d-luffy-offical]

iiiiiiiii dont think hed want me sayin ghat on here………………buuut…..mmmmmiwanna…...NO no i cant. gotta be nice to him………

[hibari-official]

I uh? Huh wha, hanwm haha WHAT DO YA MEAN

WHY ARE YOU TAGGIN’ ME AS KOBY’S GIRLFRIEND?!

[d-luffy-offical]

idk he talks crazy abt u i thot that ur dating !!! ur not?

[hibari-official]

We are not!

Gosh could ya imagine the scandle that would be?

[hibari-official]

Hiba we need to come up with a backstory…

A- a backstory ?!

I geuss we could’va met at- WAIT

Koby I barely know what kind of situation we are gettin’ into, is this pirates, rich people, somethin’ else? Why would we even need a fake datin’ story?!

[koby-official]

Someone important invited me to tea, and then extended the invitation to you. In that invitation you were referred to as my girlfriend and I don’t know how safe it is to try and correct that, not to mention it absolves me of any other..suspicions that might put me at risk.

The situation is firmly between “rich people” and “something else”.

I’ll be frank with you now that we’re sailing. We’re headed to Mary Geoise. That’s as much as I can say now..

[hibari-official]

Mary Geoise?! Koby- are we meetin’ with a Celestial Dragon?!

Oh gosh okay, I need to— okay yeah we need to prepare.

I mean, I assume they know ya are a marine, so we can just say we met as marines. It’s the truth, it don’t need to be more complicated. We fell in love, durin’ training cus we respected eachother work ethic and wel, ya are very handsome ya know, it only makes sense I would —

Keep it simple. That’s uh’ what I mean. Keep it simple.

[hibari-official]

y dont u just ask koby out if ur into him ????? kobys really dumb hes not gonna notice if you dont tell him

- @d-luffy-offical

WWah AH HUH NO!

He is my superior, my dad would kill em, I ain't even supposed to be friends with him, our communication should stay work related. AND he doesn't like me like that. He's got way more intrestin' friends and people he could pick from...

I've accapted this...

[d-luffy-offical]

..? he called you his work wife ? nd marines donstuff theirnnot suposed to do all the time whi cares

[hibari-official]

Who cares? I care!

I am not expectin’ a pirate to understand, but there’s rules fer a reason. Besides, other marines can break rules but I can’t, my dads my employer!

And well— the work wife thing…. (,,>﹏<,,) he is clearly just bein’ nice! He is always nice, it’s just banter… friendly flirtin’. Nothin’ more!

[d-luffy-offical]

…ok girl but he talkd abt you crazy 2 me……..

[hibari-official]

H- HUAH HE WHAT?

What do ya mean with that?! WHAT DO YA MEAN WITH THAT?!

[d-luffy-offical]

iiiiiiiii dont think hed want me sayin ghat on here………………buuut…..mmmmmiwanna…...NO no i cant. gotta be nice to him………

[hibari-official]

I uh? Huh wha, hanwm haha WHAT DO YA MEAN

WHY ARE YOU TAGGIN’ ME AS KOBY’S GIRLFRIEND?!

[red-dog-official]

You are all ingrates. I work tirelessly to end the tyranny of pirates, and in return everyone calls me a faggot and talks about wanting to fuck my wife. Next time you get in trouble, try calling your local pirate. See if he's going to help you.

[hibari-official]

My dad likes me?

[hibari-official]

nepo baby 🫵

Sigh.

I can assure ya my dad gave me no hand outs. He is a very ‘pull yaself up by ya bootstraps’ kinda person.

[hibari-official]

Hiba we need to come up with a backstory…

A- a backstory ?!

I geuss we could’va met at- WAIT

Koby I barely know what kind of situation we are gettin’ into, is this pirates, rich people, somethin’ else? Why would we even need a fake datin’ story?!

[hibari-official]

y dont u just ask koby out if ur into him ????? kobys really dumb hes not gonna notice if you dont tell him

- @d-luffy-offical

WWah AH HUH NO!

He is my superior, my dad would kill em, I ain't even supposed to be friends with him, our communication should stay work related. AND he doesn't like me like that. He's got way more intrestin' friends and people he could pick from...

I've accapted this...

[d-luffy-offical]

..? he called you his work wife ? nd marines donstuff theirnnot suposed to do all the time whi cares

[hibari-official]

Who cares? I care!

I am not expectin’ a pirate to understand, but there’s rules fer a reason. Besides, other marines can break rules but I can’t, my dads my employer!

And well— the work wife thing…. (,,>﹏<,,) he is clearly just bein’ nice! He is always nice, it’s just banter… friendly flirtin’. Nothin’ more!

[d-luffy-offical]

…ok girl but he talkd abt you crazy 2 me……..

[hibari-official]

H- HUAH HE WHAT?

What do ya mean with that?! WHAT DO YA MEAN WITH THAT?!

[hibari-official]

y dont u just ask koby out if ur into him ????? kobys really dumb hes not gonna notice if you dont tell him

- @d-luffy-offical

WWah AH HUH NO!

He is my superior, my dad would kill em, I ain't even supposed to be friends with him, our communication should stay work related. AND he doesn't like me like that. He's got way more intrestin' friends and people he could pick from...

I've accapted this...

[d-luffy-offical]

..? he called you his work wife ? nd marines donstuff theirnnot suposed to do all the time whi cares

[hibari-official]

Who cares? I care!

I am not expectin’ a pirate to understand, but there’s rules fer a reason. Besides, other marines can break rules but I can’t, my dads my employer!

And well— the work wife thing…. (,,>﹏<,,) he is clearly just bein’ nice! He is always nice, it’s just banter… friendly flirtin’. Nothin’ more!