Let's Imagine I Have Something To Put Here

24. Derby. Lover of games, food, comedy and pretty things. My life certainly isn't easy, but this is what I've been dealt, and I'm sure as hell going to try and live it the way I want. hit counter

[lookoverhereandsee]

I want to die.

Merry Christmas.

[marisatomay]

galactic meme culture in star wars

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

[marisatomay]

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

[theforcevevo]

Dicks out for han solo

[hashtagloveloses]

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

[marisatomay]

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

[modwyr]

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

[hashtagloveloses]

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

[hashtagloveloses]

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine

[marisatomay]

[hashtagloveloses]

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

[hashtagloveloses]

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

[hashtagloveloses]

[marisatomay]

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

[binarysunset-deactivated2019010]

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

[gokissthewookie]

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

[jedimasteramell]

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

[women-inthe-sequel]

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

[marisatomay]

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

[spookydaze]

get you a man who can do both

[thewilytouchstone]

my name is Luk and wen its nite R2 run off Sand Ppl fite Old Ben find me then I run hom Owen and Beru now smoky bonz

[in-sufficientdata]

“average sith lord have 3 lightsabers”  factoid actualy just statistical error. average sith lord have 1 lightsaber. General Grievous, who lives in castle & loots over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[zenlida]

some people???????execute order 66?????????? to cope????????????

[thelibrarina]

I love my stormtroopers. The way they just [clenches fist] o shit o no–

[little-kittykitty-deactivated20]

[runcibility]

[princesconsuela]

Phoebe + the Santa Claus mystery

[ksica]

[sarcasm-and-more-sarcasm]

How DARE you do this to me? 😭

[trashybooksforladies]

Last year’s [Christmas party] was a disaster. You got drunk, told me you loved me, and then kissed me in the service elevator. I thought that was Valentine’s Day. No, on Valentine’s Day, you got drunk and felt me up in the swatch room. Mmm. Well… I’m a sucker for the holidays.

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[pokemonprofessor]

[schrodingerscatisdead]

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

[mintyprincess]

just adding a few to the collection

[forsakenasylum]

[playerprophet]

reblogging for reference.

[succubusboyfriend]

adding some more

[achievemientarchive]

adds some

[nlxy]

what the fuck

[doseofanime]

These speak to me on the highest spiritual level

[critisizzle]

[skunkfritter]

it’s 5:41 in the morning L A D S. 

it’s time to post fat tiger

[skunkfritter]

[despaircrossing]

some kid had this in the top part of their camper

(submission by @vrgh !)

[memehumor]

Sweden’s meteorologist fashion trends

[apimeleki]

[lookoverhereandsee]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[stability]

[tofugoku]

[georgia-costanza]

[chipsprites]

I went into this person’s camper and upstairs they had just a handbag in a cage and when I tried to leave they blocked the door

[dragonite-master]

You’ve seen too much