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*It should interest all you lovelies to know that I have begun to participate in this “kitty collector” trend. *My favourite, you ask? *Ramses the Great, of course! *He and I have much in common, darlings. *He likes to wear beautiful hats... he is great...
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“Oh, it’s you.” Warden looked at Mettaton with a slight frown. “How have you been?”
*Yes, dear! *How badly did you miss me? *Was my absence a burning sting in the front of your mind? *... *Of course it was!
*I’m just fine, gorgeous. *How are you?
Poses with a leg up and a grin.
Helllloooo Mettaton. Nice to see you again.
!!! GORGEOUS.
*Darling! *How perfect!
Have you met the underswap version of yourself? Any thoughts?
*Under-what?*Darling, I’m not sure I understand.
Pays attention to Mettaton.
This is good.
Mettaton blows a kiss to Frisk.
*You always were my biggest fan!
*I’m here, sugarcubes. *Pay attention to me.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF TWO STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL BEINGS LIKE US, WILL STRIKE A POSE AT THE SAME TIME? I GUESS THE UNIVERSE WOULDN'T TAKE IT! AM I RIGHT? *winks
*Blooky, darling --*Is that you??It was the blue SOUL that gave it away. Also, Mettaton knows his cousin.Even if... it's them, from another timeline... apparently, a very DIFFERENT timeline.But he smiles.*Sweetheart, I definitely think we'd be putting the universe in danger with such a move.*It's simply too much. The action! The drama!*The pure unadulterated BEAUTY!*It's art!*Let's do it!
Well, uh... lots of people? Mostly nerds like me, actually... dress up as their favorites... and you're kind of my favorite? Oh god this is so weird of me I'm sorry. *Anon buries their face in their hands.* ((this got a little META, huh.))
*Oh, darling!*You’re too king to a silly thing like me!
He winks, and blows you a kiss.
*I’m flattered sugar, really.*And I’m glad I can mean so much for you!*I’d love to see you in your outfit sometime.*I am sure you look stunning.
Warden recoils, letting go immediately, “the bloody hell is wrong with you?! Why would you even do that?!”
*You started it!
The android flashes a sharp, self-satisfied grin, again poking his tongue between his teeth.
*What’s wrong? *Cat got your tongue? *Or... wait! *You got the kitty cat’s tongue, didn’t you?
Warden takes the chance and grabs Mettaton’s tongue.
“Cat,” he adds briefly, “pussy cat. Perhaps get your own circuits washed out if the gutter’s the only place you can define that word.”
Mettaton is certainly shocked by this move, his visibly eye widening in apparent surprise. This dog just grabbed his tongue.
...Well. He never.
Instead of panicking, Mettaton allows it -- and goes so far as to teasingly wiggle his tongue in his grasp, nearly licking him in turn.
Welcome to hell.
Hi Mettaton! Haven't seen you in a while. So, uh. What do you think of humans dressing up as you?
*Hello, sweetheart!*Did you miss me?
*Humans? Dressing up as me?*Oh!*Do they admire me that much?*I don’t blame them.*I’m flattered.
He crosses his arms. “You first, pussy.”
*Warden~! *That’s not very family-friendly, sugar. *You might want to save that for later programming.
He... sticks his tongue out. Tauntingly.
They threw their arms up happily.
✱ I loves you!
…That counts, hopefully.
That does it.
Mettaton leans over and scoops Frisk right up, bouncing them affectionately in his arms.
*That’s good, darling, because... *I love you, too!
Lee's not sure what this strange metal person is talking about, but he sure does appreciate how energetic and happy they seem! And he sure appreciates the idea that they might play with Lee! "Wroof! Woof! WOOF!" And there we are. A giant fiery dog is now hopping up and down in front of a robotic celebrity.
*Oh, goodness, look at that. *You a fan, big guy?As long as the hound doesn't scratch anything... or drool on him... he can get with this. Fluttering his eyelashes playfully at Lee, he leans over and reaches out a single hand to him.*Who's a good puppy?This better be off air. He did not just say that on air.
Warden rolls his eyes. “Remarkable, considering you don’t have ears.”
He winks.
*Ooh, it took you no time at all to pay attention to me, sugarplum! *I like it. *But I can still hear you, darling! *What I’m not hearing is the me-appreciation. *Are you playing hard to get? *Me-ow.
