oh to get fucked by them almost immediately as they come through the door because you’re so comfy and pretty and you’ve clearly been having a relaxed day which is exactly how they like you

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oh to get fucked by them almost immediately as they come through the door because you’re so comfy and pretty and you’ve clearly been having a relaxed day which is exactly how they like you
I just need everyone to shut up and realize Soap is getting you pregnant even without trying on the first load he gives you.
And sure he has hyperspermia and it doesn’t mean people who have it always have a high sperm count but god damn it, that Scottish man could get your pregnant anytime you want. And maybe you weren’t trying, but you’d finally let the man turn you into a little cumdumb instead of making him pull out. Groaning your name while his fat and girthy length is pulling your sopping wet walls apart everytime he rails into you, your hand going down his tattooed and slightly hair chest, clenching down on him hard when he hits the perfect spot, your uterus practically begging to get knocked up.
You feel every fucking ounce, ever glob that paints your walls white, till it’s leaking out, always groaning that it’s too much, too full. But you take all of you, going dizzy at how good it feels.
“Sorry hen, can’t help m’self.” Soap shudders but he only pulling you closer by your legs, calf’s thrown over his right shoulder, watching your weary body only succumb to the pleasure of it. The man just loves being inside your tight heat, dragging him further inside your warm walls.
He gives you a brutal thrust, hand palming your stomach where he can feel his pulsing tip, before kissing your knee, blue eyes glossed over, “Bet ye a wee babes already in there, aye Bon?”
Didn’t even take a fucking week for you to start feeling symptoms, a pregnancy test already positive before you’d even realize, you weren’t even ovulating.
He’ll tug your standing form into his legs, covering your face in embarrassment and shock. Johnny will kiss your stomach, “Knew it wouldn’t take long f’me t’meet ye baby, bloody mental. Don’t worry though, Da ‘nd mummy are ‘ere.”
A couple more pics of my favorite looks
Nsfw 18+
SWEET JESTER pt.4
My king steps away to his wardrobe, picking up the robe and slowly putting it back on. He ties the waist ever so slowly dragging out this moment for what feels like a lifetime. Im still on my knees in a deep bow at this point. Partly for respect and partly because I can't sit on my ass. As I sit there, i am acutely aware of the sticky tears on my cheeks and my loud breathing.
My king turns around his wide smile from earlier, replaced with his small polite one. My heart stops, what is happening ?
"Sweet Jester, get dressed and head back to your room"
I go to protest, but he gives me a look, and I wait for him to continue. "Bend back over"
I do as he says and position myself, hands behind my back. His hands gently rub my sore ass, then they leave for a second, and before I could turn my head, i feel something cold drop on my bottom. I jerk and hear my king tsk. I move back to position and lay limp. The lotion, I assume, is cold but soothing, and his hands gently rub soothing circles across my ass and sore pussy. I moan softly, burying my face in his soft blankets. They smell so full of him, warm and musky like woods and rain. Fuck, I could feel myself getting wetter as I breath in his glorious scent. After a few minutes in heaven and almost falling asleep, my king pulls back and rubs my back, signaling for me to stand.
He silently helps me dress, cleans my face and re does my hair into one braid. He is being so gentle and so very kind. This is why he only has my love and devotion, I would do anything for him. Please, I want to love you.
"Oh my sweet jester, what a cute little doll you are."
My heart burns so brightly, and my eyes feel like they are glowing with love. I want to get on my knees and worship him forever, please keep me. Before I could get lost in my thoughts, a large, strong hand roughly pinches my cheeks together. I squeak in suprise but hold still.
"If you ever spy on me, your King, again, you will face the consequences. And I will not be easy, you will be bleeding and crying until their is nothing left if you disobey me again"
Tears pool in my eyes, threatening to fall while I try to nod yes. He let's go, and I say "Yes Sir" while keeping my head low.
"Such a sweet girl, now be good and go to bed. I will send for you when I want to Sweet Jester"
*tired so not full chapter but will post more
The darkness ebbs and flows, reaching for me, threatening to drown me. But that darkness is warm and soft, fully claiming. Safety and danger mixing together in a thick syrupy liquid dripping into the depths of my soul.
I need safety wrapping me up and holding me close, shielding me from those who seek to only hurt. But not alone, safety alone can quickly turn to a cage of worry.
The ropes pull on my flesh as I struggle, your knife sharp and promising, gliding across my peaked nipples. Its been hours now since he took me. Gagging and binding my body.
She’s a 10/10 but wants you to hurt her whenever she’s in a depressive episode
(I’m she)
Nsfw ish 18+
Love note to my everything,
I slide to my knees for you, and my body begs to do more. Instincts want my hands behind my back and head tipped up, waiting for your instructions. I want to be good for you, to please you, to be utterly yours inside and out. My body begs and weeps for your marks. You are the artist and me a blank canvas.
But that's a lie,not a blank canvas. Blank would mean unmarred, scar free, and pristine, I am none of those. Instead, your marks will cover and overpower any scar, any pain from the past. I want your name carved into me, claiming what i am freely giving. Because I am yours in all ways, my blood, my pain, my love, my gratitude, my soul, heart, and mind is yours.
I dream of you painting me in dark purple marks and bites covering every inch of me. To take and fill me like the animals we are. When darkness flows into my mind, trying to pull me in, bring me back with rope and feathers. To hold me still and set me free.
If this is the sign you're looking for, please
stay alive
stay safe
Drink some water
eat something
get back into the things you love
Unclench your jaw
do some self-care
Take a shower or bath
Take your med(s)
Clown Mating Season
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Silly the Clown x Reader
warning: lactation, breeding, blowjob, lots of mentions of milk, pregnancy
Silly watched you from afar, his yellow eyes following every move you made. Lately, he had been hiding himself away from you, and you weren’t sure why.
There was no explanation behind his strange behavior. One day he was clingy as usual, and the next he was avoiding you all together. Have you done something wrong?
As you rode the carousel, finishing off your melting ice cream cone, Silly let out a shaky sigh. The white cream dripped down your chin and onto your cleavage. Despite trying his best to hold back, Silly felt himself growing hard.
You didn’t do anything wrong, the problem lies with Silly himself.
The clown was an eldritch creature, inhuman and immortal. Despite all of this, his body still had needs and every month, he felt the desire to completely use and ruin you.
Silly loved you more than you could ever imagine, so it was difficult to accept his dark thoughts. You were the light of his life, why did he want to fuck you until you cried?
Eldritch beings like Silly needed to mate, their job was to spread their seed and create new life. Because of this, it was hard to hold back his strength and potentially mind alternating appearance when around you.
His form shifted as he stroked his aching cock, watching the way your skirt swayed when you walked. This was what he’d have to do for now…
Even being near you was hard at this point. Your scent drove him absolutely insane, how was he supposed to watch over and protect you if he was the one you should be afraid of!?
He caught sight of your panties as you bent over to pick up some litter. Silly almost felt like you were teasing him, bending over like that and making his cock twitch with need.
Precum leaked from his tip, his cock beginning to shift from a normal one to an inhuman tentacle like appendage. Oh, how it wanted to explore your insides like it always did, making you gasp when it wriggled against your g-spot…
His cock had a mind of its own, after all, and it was seeking a mate. You were his beloved, the one he chose to carry his seed… wasn’t it okay to step forward and get closer? Just… a little closer…
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warnings: clown fucking lol
The amusement park on the mountain had once been the most popular attraction in your town. Everyone visited for whatever special occasion they could, spending tons of money on merchandise and tickets.
What made it so appealing to the public? Everyone’s answer was always…
Silly the Clown!
He was taller than any person you’d ever meet, always nicely dressed and wearing close make up. When he walked through the park, everyone would stop what they were doing to line up and watch his act.
SWEET JESTER PT. 3 & 4
The time of the performance is coming, all the other performers have gathered, and im in my dressing room. I put the last of my makeup on and slowly put on my new costume. I made it over a few weeks from a few different pinks and blues fabric. As I put it on, I can't help but think of my King. If I do a good job, will I be rewarded? What would be my reward? Is he thinking of me now? Will he make me wait again?
SWEET JESTER PT.2
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In this kingdom, i dream of so fondly comes a new day filled with brightness. Because today is a new day for the King's Jester. I jump to my feet, straight to wash up. I must be ready for my king. that's all that matters. I pleased him, ohhhh, im in heaven. I put on my makeup slowly, making sure every line and color is just perfect. Next, my outfit, right now, it's the royal courts costume, but I should be done with mine soon, ready to be unleashed upon the world! Can't you just taste the colors on your tongue? It explodes in light. My king! My king! My king!
After im ready I start to the breakfast hall, jingling all the way. Everybody turns my way when they hear me coming, oh how I love a grand entrance! The doors open up, but little do they know I went through the servants door. As everyone is turned i appear at the head of the table, jumping up on a stool next to the head chair (I could never step on my kings seat) all my bells ring out causing people to gasp and turn
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I have this dream I like to dream sometimes, of a far off kingdom and my husband is king. Once upon a time I dreamed of being able to serve the king, to make him happy and put that perfect smile on his face. But who was I but a lowly servant girl, then came a day where a chance to be the royal jester comes up. A jester wouldn't that be so perfect, to perform for my one and only king.