Loppytaffy

Blogger. Writer. Lover. Fighter

[loppytaffy]

So I'm on my way to Grace's biodome beach on the south coast of England.

I pick a random, Google suggested, place to eat on the way.

It's on Doctors Hill, off Rocky Lane, and uses papyrus script on everything.

Help

[clytemnestraaa]

sometimes i find a fic that could be so good if the author would just like use spellcheck and grammar check one single time and standardize their spelling and every time this happens i feel like i’m a time traveller finding the best basketball player that has ever lived but they are an 8 year old child in mesopotamia. please come with me. please. i can show you the way. you can change the world if you let me show you the way….

[kuuuuuro]

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

[loppytaffy]

Hi. Can I ask what puts you in a position that needs you to be in a confessional booth for hours a day, yet allows for a tits out Markiplier in place of where Jesus would be???? Are you a priest????? I'm so confused 😭

Would you not prefer the mystique?

[wraithillustrates]

Hey, wierd ask time!

I have confessional booth and spend a lot of time staring at the blank wall where the crucifix should be, and I want to replace it.

And I love your catman!Simon in his little hood-snood-thing. He's adorable. And I was just wondering, for the love of Jesus (obviously), is there a possibility of a tits-out harness version for me to hang in my booth and stare at for hours a day?

(This is all a true story btw)

I hope you (and Jesus) like this

No speech bubble version below

[loppytaffy]

I'm going to paint him, so he's not done yet, but at least you know I'm not full of shit

[anomymous2]

@markiplier

[loppytaffy]

[wraithillustrates]

Hey, wierd ask time!

I have confessional booth and spend a lot of time staring at the blank wall where the crucifix should be, and I want to replace it.

And I love your catman!Simon in his little hood-snood-thing. He's adorable. And I was just wondering, for the love of Jesus (obviously), is there a possibility of a tits-out harness version for me to hang in my booth and stare at for hours a day?

(This is all a true story btw)

I hope you (and Jesus) like this

No speech bubble version below

[loppytaffy]

I'm going to paint him, so he's not done yet, but at least you know I'm not full of shit

[loppytaffy]

No, he Should Not. I'm kind if hoping he's forgotten he even has an account here.

[loppytaffy]

I love the evolution of Bloodymary. It started with two sacrificial lambs finding shelter in each other from their storms.

Now they each have a biodome, Rocky and Grace are annoying housemates that fight and argue and do science on each other like fratbros, while Simon is getting gentle parented by giant governess and overprotective Adrian who will carry him out of social situations he doesn't enjoy, then sit with him while he processes, and guides him to understand his feelings and emotions. While Rocky is calling Grace stupid and actively ragebaiting and wingmanning him in the same sentence.

Grace got a badly trained German Shepherd, Simon got a horse.

[wraithillustrates]

Hey, wierd ask time!

I have confessional booth and spend a lot of time staring at the blank wall where the crucifix should be, and I want to replace it.

And I love your catman!Simon in his little hood-snood-thing. He's adorable. And I was just wondering, for the love of Jesus (obviously), is there a possibility of a tits-out harness version for me to hang in my booth and stare at for hours a day?

(This is all a true story btw)

I hope you (and Jesus) like this

No speech bubble version below

[loppytaffy]

I'm going to paint him, so he's not done yet, but at least you know I'm not full of shit

[loppytaffy]

The heavens shone on my sketchbook and said "stop drawing smut"

[loppytaffy]

Anyone done this yet?

[hawke-gosling]

I miss them...

[loppytaffy]

What this guy doing

[stxrmydee]

tiktok loved this a lot so you guys get them too, simon headcanons

[loppytaffy]

"Enjoys reading" except instruction manuals.

Was left handed

[loppytaffy]

We've all seen that Grace's cardigan was originally a pattern with wolves, and was replaced with foxes.

Has anyone replaced the foxes with Laika, yet?

[loppytaffy]

*in an argument*

Grace: "...and if you don't like it, you can go kick ro-"

Rocky: <Finish the sentence.>

[projectholyfk]

I can’t even begin to defend this (Ao3 1705 words)

[loppytaffy]

[loppytaffy]

You know what pisses me off? The continued violation of Grace's autonomy.

He was first sedated while wearing his own clothes.

He was then either changed while unconscious or was forced into wearing his white flight suit while imprisoned, before being sedated again, then his unconscious body was paraded around like a dress up doll for journalists to take pictures of and write fantasy articles about him.

Then he was changed again once he was loaded onto the ship- an indignity that his crew didn't suffer; they died in their flight suits.

Stratt fully expected Grace to wake up 11.9 lightyears from home and pose for photos in their matching uniforms, smiling for the camera, playing astronauts, with his gold wings, to bring hope and comfort to Earth.

[wraithillustrates]

Based on the strawpage request below!

Tysm anon for your sweet message <3