[slormp]

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

[micolithe]

the new rhythm heaven game looks great

[oxygen-stealer]

The neurodivergent urge to do this

[oxygen-stealer]

I made this picture in like 5 minutes on Ibispaint and it still haunts me to this day. Nothing else I will ever do will have the same reach.

[breannasfluff]

I’ve never seen the original! But this is one of my fav reaction pics

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[blueyconspiracytheories]

If Bluey’s mom works airport security, does that mean there was a Blueyverse 9/11? Do historical figures in our universe have analogs in the Blueyverse? Was Bluey!Obama’s first name Bark?

[queerpeers]

so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.

anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one

[queerpeers]

they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop

[queerpeers]

can someone please mercy kill me

[queerpeers]

update! you haven’t experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming “hi milf!!!” across a crowded pride festival!

[dooanuh]

(butch) dogs playing poker

[abgcomics]

yesterday's hourly comics. I had a CRAZY day, y'all.

also on bluesky

[helveticablanc]

A background test with some little guys

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[flatfishes]

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

[breathtakinglymiraculous]

Agathario + matching each other's freak + text posts Bonus: x

[daily-spooky]

[telltaletypist]

look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

[justgimmeart]

[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[kosmogrl]

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

[frogdrops]

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

[sunmossart]

Who's excited for season 2 tomorrow

[rosenkranz-does-things]

happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode

[https-hunter]