There's still trouble in the streets.

I deep fried a hamburger on camera and posted it as a part of a Let's Play on Something Awful, then immediately got Forums Secret Santa'd and it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to anyone

[kushblazer666]

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[shiftythrifting]

[sandmandaddy69]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[sreegs]

remembering when the something awful forums made a word filter that changed the word "females" so it was surrounded by Ferengi emoji (we called em 'smilies' not emoji back in the day) so it looked like this:

because someone was sick of incels using the word to refer to women

[wheel-skellington]

normally petty arguments about small cultural differences are whatever, its just what youre used to normally but

there is literally no advantage at all to a bag of milk and a designated milk bag pitcher

[wheel-skellington]

like if the milk MUST be in a bag for whatever reason, at least put a spigot on it like a bag of wine or those emergency water bags

[wheel-skellington]

i -really- need to clarify that the bag milk people would be much less annoying if they were just like ‘yeah its what im used to i like it’ but instead you bring up bag milk and they will each give you a different, imagined, and often conflicting personal reason why they are actually better

if one person says easier to pour, one person says more recyclable, and one person says efficient storage (especially if all three have an alternative that is better than both bags and jugs, glass) then you know that its cope and each reason is made up. (also i almost forgot that one lunatic who said it makes the milk expire slower????)

anyway recycling plastic in any form is a myth and the best milk experience ive ever had was rectangular and stackable glass bottles that are completely recyclable

[lemonade-squid]

We really had it right in the 40s with the milk man stuff

[wheel-skellington]

AND you could fuck the milk man!!!

[everydaycomics]

Graveyard Shift © Daryl Toh Liem Zhan 2013. 

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@the-quasar-hero this you?

[the-quasar-hero]

You just posting vids of me now, homie 😑?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

The collective black disgust when Bob said wiz khalifa...

[the-quasar-hero]

I like Wiz Khalifa as a rapper but hottest? That’s a yoga stretch. ASAP is definitely up there tho

[neshatriumphs]

Bob can never give me an opinion again 😭😭😭

[despazito]

[yodaprod]

1993

[just-a-queer-person]

[atalana]

also be able to get married without their benefits being at the very least sliced in half if not totally axed on the assumption marriage means their partner can support them, even if their partner is also on benefits

(which isn't just an america thing in case anyone tries to claim it is, im not american and a bunch of people from different countries i've talked to have confirmed their country also does that)

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment