ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
I’ll pass on that one for now, thanks…
Tryyyyy it.
Next time, promise.
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ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
I’ll pass on that one for now, thanks…
Tryyyyy it.
Next time, promise.
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
That’s the baby talking for you, love.
No, I’m so serious! The salty and sweet combo is to die for. Try it!
I’ll pass on that one for now, thanks...
terryboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
I haven’t been sixteen for a while now.
I would hope not since you got my daughter pregnant.
Yeah...
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
Be back in five. [goes to get that and a couple of her other faves in case she changed her mind while he was gone]
Oooooooooh, you got pickles too. You are the best. [grins, cuddling into her new snacks like a pillow pet] Have you ever had ice cream and pickles? It’s sosososo good.
That’s the baby talking for you, love.
terryboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
I’m of age? But it’s in the treehouse in Mexico.
“You’re always going to be sixteen to me. And that’s good to know.”
I haven’t been sixteen for a while now.
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
What flavor?
Chocolate chip mint.
Be back in five. [goes to get that and a couple of her other faves in case she changed her mind while he was gone]
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
I love you too.
Enough to find me ice cream?
What flavor?
terryboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
Share?
“Maybe when you’re older. Or if you can tell me where your father moved his stash to.”
I’m of age? But it’s in the treehouse in Mexico.
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
Well, we’re all our own worst critics. But you’re gorgeous.
You’re a complete and utter liar, I hope you know that. But I love you anyways.
I love you too.
terryboot-:
Share?
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
I promise.
Okay… I’m holding you to this. Even though, in my honest opinion, I look like a whale.
Well, we’re all our own worst critics. But you’re gorgeous.
lilylunapotter-:
lorcanscamander-:
lilylunapotter-:
lorcanscamander-:
lilylunapotter-:
lorcanscamander-:
lilylunapotter-:
I’m not. I’m your mother now.
…..excuse me while I go leap off a cliff into the sea
No, we can’t have that, you’ll hurt yourself. Go to your room, you’re safe there.
You don’t tell me what to do.
You’re grounded.
….[walks off]
Young man! You get back here! [turns into a raccoon and makes chase]
[turns into a fox and goes up a tree]
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
You know I would never lie to you.
Promise?
I promise.
lilylunapotter-:
lorcanscamander-:
lilylunapotter-:
lorcanscamander-:
lilylunapotter-:
I’m not. I’m your mother now.
…..excuse me while I go leap off a cliff into the sea
No, we can’t have that, you’ll hurt yourself. Go to your room, you’re safe there.
You don’t tell me what to do.
You’re grounded.
....[walks off]
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander-:
You look beautiful in anything you wear.
You are such a liar. I look like a whale!
You know I would never lie to you.
lilylunapotter-:
lorcanscamander-:
lilylunapotter-:
I’m not. I’m your mother now.
…..excuse me while I go leap off a cliff into the sea
No, we can’t have that, you’ll hurt yourself. Go to your room, you’re safe there.
You don’t tell me what to do.
ninaboot-:
lorcanscamander- replied:
Yes, dear?
….do I look fat in this?
You look beautiful in anything you wear.