professional dumbass

she/it | i'll come back to finish changing this header some time, for sure (just gimme like. 4 months or so, let's be real)

[lord-foog-the-2st]

[video-game-jams]

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Super Smash Bros. Melee - Break the Targets

[dogpuppy]

[obsolete-borger]

[ros-sauce]

I was going to make a post like "I wish there was such a thing as an executive functionberry so I could eat it any get anything done" and then I remembered that's called methylphenidate and it's expensive

[garden-gno-thanks]

Gnomes Have Executive Functionberry

you can't fucking have any though

[gumi-megpoidd]

wahhh

[doctor-nu]

[gumi-megpoidd]

☝️☝️☝️

[malottie]

girl who is so so scared all the time. girl who once passed as 'smart' but now finds it hard to think. girl who's always half lost because of memory issues and dissociation and trouble with inhabiting a physical space. girl who is a failure in a way that is neither interesting nor endearing.

[shepherd-roommate]

Feed the girlfriend to rid her of the hangry condition. Cuddle girlfriend to rid her of the sad condition.

[miyoria]

beach day ~ 🏖️

[nonamehorse]

@esthermika tagging you because I once again see somebody having a fun day with their plushie

[esthermika]

oh my stitches!!!! the happiness, the cuteness... my little plushie heart can't take it...

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

[changeling-automaton]

Unironically I think this meme is really good for explaining why maths formalisms and notation are so valuable, even when they seem cumbersome/convoluted. It's an incredibly precise way to describe the interaction of a lot of related-but-meaningfully-distinct concepts, and this is a great showcase of that, thank you Lynn Chordbug you're the best.

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[puppygirllaika]

reblog to tell prev she's pawsome <3

[esthermika]

@puppygirllaika YOU'RE pawsome <3

[ahurtlamb-deactivated20200202]

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

[1ovebite]

no one’s calling me a good girl and it’s really ruining my mood

[slondage]

letting the porcelain maids pick out their own names and calling them "dollsigns"

[cryptic-forge]

i got inspired by antique furniture -> decided to try and make a wooden doll.

she is whittled entirely out of balsa wood with a craft knife, and colored with wood dye. the cabinet has miniature hinges made of tube beads and a metal rod, and closes with a magnet. she absolutely should hold a sentimental & important object, but i don't have any that are the correct size, so i just put in some cute trinkets.

[jessiewithaj]

i think everyone needs more curls

[jessiewithaj]

yes both cute hair and the exercise

[jessiewithaj]

jenny these are some of the funniest tags i've ever received.