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Konrad: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Sevatar, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Konrad: Now that's a threat!

Vulkan, covering Numeon's ears: *Horrified silence*

b0n3-h34d

"theyre brutal killers" ok and? theyre gay and i love them

riottrabbit

mfers will say “they’re a comfort character” and it’s one of these bitches

soulspark

polyamorouspunk

Reblog this if you’re polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.

No one will ever know which one 👀

memewhore

teenagerposts

me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”

also me 3 minutes later:

nutsacktorturer

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

orpheanrush-deactivated20250212

powermove: saying “oh like in bloodborne” instead of “lovecraftian”

illinicoise

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

aviculor

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

gipsiidanger

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

bumblewyn

I Was Being Genuine But It Sounded Incredibly Sarcastic: an audiobook narrated by me.

michigrim

Japan’s complete lack of understanding of declining birth rates in relation to its work culture reminds me a lot of how America has an assumption that millennials are killing industries when the truth is they are more frugal because of a lack of funds.

Both come from a conservative mindset that neglects the impact that a toxic work culture can have on society.

michigrim

A 80+ hour work week in order to maintain financial stability isn’t exactly a solid ground to date people and eventually build a family from a healthy relationship.

A workforce comprised of 20 somethings that make between 20-40k a year in entry positions isn’t a good ground to build a reliable consumer base when a huge chunk of that is going to rent, utilities, car payments, and student loans.

the-bluuuuest-deactivated201812

This is a fascinating connection, you should write a paper on this

diseonfire

I am convinced that, in general, people want to have families. Many, if not most, would be happy to raise children. But in order to have children and raise them, especially to do so well, people need happy, stable relationships, financial security and time to devote to - you know - actually raising the child. You need both money and time to do that. If people are not given the time and means to be able to create social connections and strong relationships, to devote to parenthood and family, then they are not going to do it. How can they?

robbstark-archive-deactivated20

“nasa gone rogue” sounds like they’re stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally or something

but nope, “rogue” these days is a word that means “posting real climate change facts that your president doesn’t want you to know”

existentiallyqueers-deactivated

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.