Lord Crusades Empire

A lord and his kingdom, my own little slice of the internet that I can call my own. This blog has a lot of funny gaming clips, fan made comic's, food related stuff, and the odd thing that catches my eye, so if this sounds good, then get cozy and stay a while...

[bunnilily]

[‼️slight spoiler warning‼️]

post-movie sappy comic of huntrix adapting to rumi’s new form 💖💖💖✨

[bludragongal]

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

[bludragongal]

Finally, here is Part 2 as an addition to the original post. Enjoy.

I spent a lot of time thinking about The Rules, and wondering how things worked. Thank you for reading.

Part 3 coming soon.

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[nsync-bi-bi-bi]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

@seesfunbucks you can't leave this in the tags

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)

[bogcreacher]

spy

[lucifersdelusionaldaughter]

Christmas at Hazbin Hotel ❤️💚

Official artwork by SpindleHorse illustrator @kanomareki.bsky.social

[justspiders]

I would also be up shit creek in this situation.

[germanich]

Mass Effect Medieval AU

[heatandapathy]

@shuunnico

[rubensmuse]

in honor of the Lilo & Stitch remake being a huge piece of shit here's a comic about what the original meant to me as an 8 year old

[kiyomides]

Something I've made for my broken mind

It's been a while since I last posted things here.... I'll work on that

[cheacegirl]

I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[mrsthunderkin]

Look at me

Making a fan comic

Who am I??? Who do I think I am???

Part 2

[wafflebox-o7]

The girls are fighting 💅 ✨️

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had this truly awful lady I worked with many years ago. She was rude, callous, and generally pretty unpleasant. She was exceptionally homophobic to my face. She told me incredibly upsetting stories about animal abuse.

But even with all that negative karma I don’t think anyone deserves to have their boyfriend literally die on them while having sex.

Which is what happened to her.

He orgasmed and apparently that ruptured a blood vessel somewhere important can’t remember if it was brain but I think so and he died with his dick still inside her which I’m pretty sure is the kind of thing that should guarantee you free therapy for the rest of your life.

But the craziest part was that she performed CPR and actually managed to restart his bodily function which is absolutely mind boggling. Can you imagine going from mid coitus to life saving procedure? The presence of mind she must have had. It’s bonkers.

Ultimately, he didn’t live. While she’d gotten his body going his brain never resumed function and he passed a few hours later.

But because she’d kept his heart beating he was at the hospital when he died and he was an organ donor. They were able to harvest his organs under ideal conditions. Even though she didn’t save him she did save three or four other people by resuscitating him.

[rbsqp]

[harpieisthecarpie]

i couldn't decide on one reaction image but uh

[foldingfittedsheets]

DO YOU THINK I’M JUST GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH BEING FUNNIER THAN ME?! Right in front of my salad?!?!?

[laimfunk]

This is the first use of my art degree

[hootispootis]

Rest Well.