“CERBERUS NEEDS A BATH, I HAVE TO WASH THE SHEETS, I DON’T REMEMBER WHERE THE VACUUM IS. I’VE LEFT MY ROCK COLLECTION ALL OVER THE DINING ROOM TABLE. SHE’S GONNA HAVE MY GUTS FOR GARTERS”
That feeling when the wife comes home from her mother’s and you kept saying “Just one more episode of Breaking Bad and then I’ll clean”
Also featuring, Hades’s Reading Glasses
@lordjazor @tallestsilver



















