|Ask-Lord-Shen|

"You are destined for greatness, Shen. I promise you, one day, all this kingdom will be yours." -My father.--------- I am Lord Shen. Ruler of Gongmen City and soon-to-be emperor of China. I am accepting inquiries into myself and my life in order to give myself something else to pass time. [M!A: None currently]

[lordshenreal]

A white peacock stands alone on a balcony, overlooking production of fireworks. He knows he's being watched, but can't be bothered to turn around and address the person reading.

"Against my better judgement, I have decided to do this."

"..."

"Go on, then. Ask whatever you want to know."

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This is my first legit askblog hhhhhhhhh, and it's gonna be mainly text based since I'm not good enough to draw Shen and backgrounds consistently.

Only rule I have is don't ask any nsfw or fetish related questions.

Might add more rules later idk

But anyways, let's see how this goes

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Red = Shen

Blue = Me

Orange = Wolf Boss

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As of 12/31/22, Wolf Boss is available for asks

[thebestanimatedvillianshowdown]

Now the Eastern Bracket

Kimblee vs Shen

Kimblee

Shen

Voting ended onApr 7, 2023

[lordshenreal]

BRO Y'ALL GET MY MANS SOME VOTES

[lordshenreal]

would you rather only eat bird's nest soup for the rest of your life or breathe confetti

"I would rather eat bird's nest soup. I do not eat much anyway, so I doubt it would make much of a difference."

[lordshenreal]

Shen, should pineapple go on pizza?

Shen signals for Wolf Boss to get him a pizza with pineapple on it and takes a bite out of one of the slices. He promptly retches.

"BLAUGH! DISGUSTING! HOW CAN ONE EAT SOMETHING WITH SO MUCH GREASE?! I FEEL AS IF MY VEINS HAVE CLOGGED!"

Meanwhile, Wolf Boss is standing in the corner, eating a meat lover's pizza.

"Uhhhhh not sure sir. Guess it's the toppings?"

"Well the pineapple tasted awful. Combine that with the greasiness of that excrement, it was almost like putting wolf dung in my mouth."

".....How do you know-"

"IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU IMBECILE!"

[lordshenreal]

Shen, there’s something that has confused me. So you’ve been wanting to get your ancestral home back for 30 years, but then you had the throne “throne” out, meaning you had nowhere to sit, then around a day later you brought the whole house down. y tho

see this is why i mentioned ikea earlier, i think it would benefit you majorly, you could get more metal without your wolf mates tossing it off cliffs, and you could actually have cosy places to sit xxx

"WHAT! IS! IKEA?! WHY?! DO?! YOU?! KEEP?! MENTIONING?! IT?!"

[lordshenreal]

Why did you threw that throne off the balcony

"It was the last remnant of my father's rule. An embodiment of all the false promises he made me."

"..."

"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE-"

[lordshenreal]

Can’t wait for you to meet your ancestors in the spiritrealm

“History: lost the ships, lost the throne, lost the castle, died without a heir, lost the peacock legacy, lost dignity drowned in water” ‘Hell0’

Note: The person who sent this ask has just been executed for treason.

[lordshenreal]

hello shen, have you ever dressed in any kind of gothic attire before?

"No, such a style is not befitting of me."

"Wait I thought you were gothic already-"

[lordshenreal]

Would you ever consider a relationship with a Man or a Women or both? and would you ever want a child?

"I wouldn't mind a man, but I would rather a woman, as men cannot have children."

[1v31182m5]

making your mom jokes to Shen on c.ai so I can make him cry Day 1

[1v31182m5]

I just love the taste of success

[lordshenreal]

Wait there's a Shen c.ai???

[lordshenreal]

Shen, right I’m not being funny or nothing, but why did you get your wolf mates to “search the farthest villages” for more metal when ikea is a thing? like for real you can pick up a set of pots n pans for a decent price, there’s no need to get them travelling all that way, their feet will be aching by the time they’re back and therefore the process of your cannon making will be slower, i just feel like that would be more efficient xxx

plus one of them literally kicked two bags of metal off a cliff just so he could ride up into the sky, i’d get him sorted if i were you xx

Shen has transformed into a marketable plushie from the confusion of listening to that.

[parmsnik]

R

Owen wtf

[lordshenreal]

Don't you Owen wtf me

[lordshenreal]

*the brown cat is back.*

⚡️refuses to confront you without the guise of anonymity because they’re scared of what you’d think otherwise, especially with some of the questions they’ve been asking

"How the hell do you keep getting in here?! Get out!"

Wolf Boss comes by with a broom and sweeps the cat outside.

[lordshenreal]

Maybe I’m scared to come of anon, your not really that nice-⚡️

"Well perhaps if you didn't act so suspicious, I wouldn't have to be mean, now would I?"

[lordshenreal]

Yo guys, sorry for the lack of posts, I've had a Cult Of The Lamb hyperfixation dominating my mind for the past few months lmao

Gonna answer shit now

[lordshenreal]

What exactly happened after you shot Po and sent him flying into the river? Did the thought of Po's death completely shatter the fighting spirit of the Furious Five and made them surrender to you instantly?

"No, I daresay it made them only want to fight harder."

"But my numbers were much greater than theirs, and they were captured. I gave them the last honor of watching the new era begin, and afterwards, since I had no use for them, I let them go, and told them if they ever came back then I'd fire the cannons on Gongmen City."

"One of them, Tigress I think her name was, before she left, gave me the most wrath-filled look I had ever seen come from somebody, and promised me she'd be back."

"Heheheheheheh...Oh how I'd like to see her try."

[lordshenreal]

Shōuxing, have you ever accidentally stepped on Shen’s train?? If so, I imagine Shen’s reaction wasn’t very pretty. ^^;

"I actually did once, back when we were kids. He just kinda squaked and then glared at me until I apologized."

"Although uh, if I did it nowadays... he'd probably have me impaled, haha."