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Extremely rare official art render of Diddy Kong seen from behind, used only once in the official German strategy guide for Donkey Kong 64 and not found in any other known publications.

calebwittebane

why did the germans need to see this

fallout-lou-begas

they are a perverted people

only-cat-memes

just-another-cat-blog

pride month!!!

lemonsharks

Is that a miette?

jeanjauthor

Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!

lost-and-cursed

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

oneheadtoanother

idk anything about this but I love it

lynati

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

scarlettohairdye

Zelda puzzle training simulator

gyarugore-deactivated20260130-d

nonbinary-bosmer

These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes

lovesthesmarty

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

ralfmaximus

Number Three is ready to kill

@sleepy-violette

Bnnuy Ი𐑼

it's extremely funny reading historical accounts of Spontaneous Human Combustion because it follows the normal historical trend of other 1800s paranormal phenomena where it stopped happening as much right around the time cameras were invented and stopped happening entirely when everyone started carrying mini cameras in their pockets, but unlike most others of its ilk, it was effectively replaced by this mysterious phenomena where alocoholics would spill liqour on themselves and then fall asleep smoking a cigarette and turn into a fireball. nobody knows if these two things are related

momoboyds

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

princilly

ough

transparentcatpngs

helloitsbees

i put him in the saw bathroom

cilantrhoes

pangur-and-grim

ex-bus

Is that a pangur and grim reference

pangur-and-grim

wait you might be on to something

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

atelier-tamamoland

sixpencee got less hate for straight-up admitting to owning a child slave than I do for saying children shouldn't be treated as property

atelier-tamamoland

like i'll say "parents should not be able to unilaterally override their child's consent" and some dipshit will see the word consent and the smoke from the hollowed-out crater that used to be their critical thinking skills will immediately coalesce into a message in my ask box calling me a pedo. no fucking hope for any of you

atelier-tamamoland

which I say, by the way, because one of my closest friends was able to be effectively disappeared off the face of the earth and sent into the woods to be sexually abused and tortured into being straight due to parents effectively owning their children as property. if you are a minor your consent simply does not actually matter - whether you get vaccinated, whether you get to go to school, whether people get to hug touch you, what you wear, how your hair is cut, what your hobbies are, whether you get to have friends, and yes, whether you want to be sent to a torture camp in the woods or not - your consent is entirely meaningless because your parents can simply override it, and there's fuckall you can do about it, because you aren't a person, you're just property. the family dog has more protections against being abused than children do

but! if you ever point this out you get called you a rapist