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[lordvonthunderporkvi]

Romeo: there is only one thing worse than dying

Romeo: [rips off card to reveal "me dying"]

Romeo: boom

Xara: [gasps] you!

Romeo: NO

[glowberrycave]

minecraft ask game

Ender Chest - have you defeated the ender dragon?

Brick - favorite building material?

Crafting Table - what’s the first thing you do when you make a new world?

Grass - do you like exploring?

Wheat - do you use any mods? which ones?

Quartz - when/what version did you start playing?

Netherrack - have you ever built anything (besides towers for getting glowstone) in the nether?

Jukebox - favorite CD?

Wood Planks - what style of architecture do you build in? (complex, simple, modern, etc)

TNT - do you enjoy landscaping?

Emerald - do you like mining? if so, how do you mine? (tunnels, caving, etc)

Rosebush - do you dye things a lot?

Enchantment Table - do you enchant things often?

Sword - do you usually play on peaceful, easy, normal, hard, or hardcore?

Melon - do you build simple or complex farms?

Painting - do you usually decorate your base?

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

i hope yall are ready because minecraft story mode is on netflix and it’s the only thing i’m gonna talk about for the next 1000 years

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

Romeo: what is it called when you kill your friend

Romeo: homiecide

Jesse: murder

Romeo: homiecide

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

Romeo: what is it called when you kill your friend

Romeo: homiecide

Jesse: murder

Romeo: homiecide

[bisexualityislegit]

bi asks

instagram bi or snapchat bi?

bracelet bi or necklace bi?

lay on the roof bi or lay in the grass bi?

texting bi or talk on the phone bi?

peppermint bi or cinnamon bi?

earth, air, fire, or water bi?

breath mint bi or gum bi?

smoking bi or drinking bi?

lace bi or mesh bi?

sneakers bi or heels bi?

dress bi or skirt bi?

hair tie bi or hair clip bi?

baseball cap bi or sun hat bi?

lemonade bi or hawaiian punch bi?

pineapples on pizza bi or ‘wtf that’s disgusting’ bi?

strawberry bi or cherry bi?

starburst bi or skittles bi?

‘i wanna hold your hand’ bi or ‘lucy in the sky with diamonds’ bi?

antique bi or futuristic bi?

stripes bi or polka dot bi?

dc bi or marvel bi?

button up bi or tshirt bi?

short sleeve bi or long sleeve bi?

hoodie bi or jacket bi?

vinyl bi or cd bi?

apple bi or android bi?

pink bi or blue bi?

sun bi or moon bi?

beatles bi or rolling stones bi?

beer bi or wine bi?

plant bi or ‘everything i touch dies’ bi?

lava lamp bi or kaleidoscope bi?

beach bi or park bi?

bike bi or car bi?

guitar hero bi or rock band bi?

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

a romantic and aromantic are two very different things that are only one letter apart

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

hear me out

mcsm hamilton au

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

they are going through the unimaginable

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

Romeo: what's your deepest fear

Xara: Being forgotten.

Romeo: wow

Romeo: mine is the kool-aid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

* turns you into a or a and runs off *

this is great i’m so confused

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

and if there's a reason I'm still alive

when everyone who loves me has died

I’m willing to wait for it

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

so um i was taking screenshots for a thing and

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

The FBI agent watching through my laptop: why the f*** is this girl so obsessed with blocks

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

i don't know what happened but somehow I dreamed that romeo was dressed as a king

[fiercegod-deactivated20200224]

I FOUND… MY OLD BARBIE MOVIES????? (I have two more, but they’re the Island Princess and the 12 Dancing Princesses)) (Also hey wassup?))

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HOLY SHIT MY CHILDHOOD

I LOVE THESE MOVIES >:00

[rubencondrai]

Step up your game, whoever sent the submission.

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

your move

[rubencondrai]

I bow in front the queen