[So I am really stuck on these lyrics, and it's just because its a tough part to work with. I'm writing parody lyrics for 'Mother Knows Best' from Tangled The lyrics are under the cut as well as the original lyrics for what I'm having issues with]
"Ruffians, thugs
Poison ivy, quicksand
Cannibals and snakes
The plague
Rapunzel:
No!
Mother Gothel:
Yes!
Rapunzel:
But --
Mother Gothel:
Also large bugs
Men with pointy teeth, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me"
"You want to leave the darkness?
Look at you, as fragile as a flower
Still a little sapling, just a sprout
You know why we dwell within the darkness.
That's right, to teach and guide you, dear
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave my side
I'll show you all those worlds one day
Something will go wrong, I swear
No more darkness to free you
You know so little, My Prince
so submit I'm here, let me guide you.
Darling, here's what I suggest
Take it from your darksie
On your own, you won't survive
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm, light
I'm just saying 'cause I love you
All I have is one request
Don't ever ask to leave my side, again.
Oh, I love you very much, dear