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Johnny: I am proud to say that I identify as a morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Gyro: Hey, Johnny. What kind of animal is the pink panther?

Johnny, already taking his clothes off: Gyro you're so fucking stupid!

#Idk if this ha been done before but this is their entire relationship #steel ball run #johnny joestar #gyro zeppeli #johnny x gyro #jojo's bizarre adventure #Jjba #jjba incorrect quotes #Incorrect jjba #JoJo part 7 #gyjo #Hot pants #Diego brando #funny valentine

taehyungstea-deactivated2020042

i’m a simple human, i see peter parker cry, i cry.

mindfulwrath

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

Lost half my brain cells listening to Ballad of the Mona Lisa.

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

I have vastly misunderstood this post.

cumleak-deactivated20210627

dont worry… someone out there with a cute face and a beautiful heart is waiting specifically for you

surprisebitch

smaug-official

The Seven Deadly Sins

Has this been done yet?

Based on this post.

isohels

Do you know what I hate??

When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing it to annoy you”

Like??? I know?? I know he’s being mean to upset me. I know he’s saying horrible stuff to annoy me. And guess what?? I’m annoyed!!!!

I was literally told not to be upset, because his intentions were to upset me????

How is that not upsetting? Especially to a young girl??

randomstabbing

THE GASLIGHTING STARTS EARLY.

paradeofproblematicfavs

“Sweetheart, its easier for you to just bear it than it is for us to teach him to stop. Mkay?”

ysabelmystic

Oooohhhh myyyy gooodd I never fucking realized until it was spelled out like that

marsymckenzie

Just annoy him back?!! Y'know like what literally all siblings do?! It's not that deep tbh

grootguardians

the ride back to earth after they found out thanos destroyed the stones

thebootydiaries

me: blushes irl while flirting with a character in a game

marsymckenzie

Exposed

memewhore

helentwombly

PB really went this length to let Dark Kermit have a cameo on the first chapter of BB 2 huh. 🐸

marsymckenzie

Omh

goldenbirdcrystalcage

Bloodhound MC has such true chaotic energy like first she deadass tells the Baron he’s trash and then when Mystery Hood Man™️ sneaks into her apartment her response is “you’ll never take me alive!!!” like wow what a dumb and chaotic queen

maiabobaia

Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too.

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors.

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights.

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched.

6. If child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment.

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years.

8. Racism is just not a thing.

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus.

10. The motherlode cheat.

naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

arandomcollectionofstuff

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

glandot

My lonely ass, committing human transmutation for the 4th time this week: ayy whats up buddy, chum, pal, amigo, homeslice, brotha from a different motha, dawg, fella

Truth, about to take my other arm away, visibly shaking: PLEASE stop coming back