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mad-selwyn:

I find it hard to believe you will find someone who appreciates you hard work, more than I, Flint. I can still taste my appreciation for you, it keeps lingering on my mouth.

I will pay you enough, I can guarantee you that. Because I don’t want a silly girl, actually, I don’t need a silly girl. I need a smart, witty and impetuous woman. I need you, Lorelai. Are you in or not? I am not going to beg…. only if you want me on my knees again.

That's a... Surprise. Maybe I should allow you to appreciate me more, since you're apparently so good at it.

I'm flattered, really. I can see it costs you a lot to say these things about me and to admit that you need me. Okay, here's the deal... I don't want any money. I'll pretend to be your lovey-dovey and I'll do a very good job. And instead, I want a favor. Any day, any time, no questions asked.

#chat #c: maddox

mad-selwyn:

No? Are you thinking bringing your business somewhere else? after all these years dedicating to this company? I don’t believe in that.

Good. So let’s start. My proposition is: i need you to pretend to be my, hm, betrothed. There are a few days in my calendar with… let’s say,… a lack of details and I think you can help me fill those important dates. After all, that is what couples do right? Spend time together.

I have never been exclusive to your company, Selwyn. Maybe I should take my business elsewhere and see If they appreciate me more than you do.

Whoa, whoa... How much are you gonna pay me for this headache? You know what, forget it. This kind of think is beyond payment. And why are you asking me this? Don't you have other silly girls that would love to be your trophy for some pretend-time?

#chat #c: maddox

mad-selwyn:

If you want a raise we will need to do a performance review, so it’s only fair that you show me your improvements or perhaps, a new set of skills?

Well, true, I am an ass, but If I recall, you kind dig it, last time, so I will take as a compliment.

It’s not about me, it’s about the company. So yeah, we both need to be on the same track. On that note, I have a proposition to you. And before you say no, I am willing to negotiated a raise and even some company bonds. Interested?

A new set of skills? I can think about some things, but I'm not quite sure if this company deserve a higher performance. Oh for Merlin's sake, you're unbearable.

Oh, so you came prepared to negotiate, good boy. I'm willing to talk about it and negotiating the terms, if the proposal is good and doable.

#chat #c: maddox

mad-selwyn:

A raise? We can talk about that, sure. When you show me a good list of your improvements this quarter. I imagined you have been bent on the table a lot, working hard.

They are moving forward with the investigation about that accident, they will probably want to talk to you too, since you are dealing with some contracts. I need to make sure we have our history straight.

Improvements? Well, bad luck you're such an ass all the time, 'cause I was hoping to at least include your humor as a improvement on my list. I guess I can say the same about you.

Our history? So that's why you are here... Are you afraid of me saying the wrong thing?

#chat #c: maddox

mad-selwyn:

Missing me much, Flint? If you want something from me, you just need to ask.

As a matter of fact, I have something to discuss with you. I don’t think I need to say that I can use you discretion on that.

Oh, you're so kind, aren't you? Since you've asked, I want a raise. Or you were expecting something different?

Discretion, huh? Must be serious. I'm all ears, Selwyn.

#chat #c: maddox

@mad-selwyn

Well, well... Look who decided to show up. I thought you had suffocated on your ego and died.

I guess you need something? You don't really come to my office that much.

#chat #c: maddox

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#edit #ooc. esses dois se merecem demais donos da porra toda #os gifs tão sensacionais!

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mad-selwyn:

I’m sure you’ll bring your A game, can’t wait, Miss Flint.

I wouldn’t define myself as predictable but I can see your point. It’s good that people don’t expect things from me, I don’t want to be on this earth to please people. I ratger please myself.

A very resourceful asset, I wouldn’t trade it for any other. You have a nasty mouth, do you know that? Just try to keep it down this time or we would have to put a noise spell there.

Isn’t the cousin that die weeks ago? Maybe you can find a way to take back what is rightfully yours. Now that your prick cousin is out of the way. Think about that. I mean, you’re a pretty competent worker but you were born for more than that, Lorelai Flint.

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I think I'm finding that we're more alike than I'd like.

I thought you liked it loud and clear, dear. But I promise to behave, if that's what you want. Yep, that one. And I'm so glad that I don't have to pretend to mourn that fucker. He was the worst... The things he did to my cousin, Gwen, despicable. Well, She is the next in line to heir the Flint's lottery, but I think she would let me help and work with her. It is a start, right? More than being your employee? You're funny, Maddox.

#chat #c: maddox #grishemma wedding

mad-selwyn:

Good, glad that we settle this issue. It’s important we don’t have any misunderstandings here. I’m pretty surethat either of us are hoping for an outcome different than sex and business. Not exaclty, but I’m all ears for any other suggestions of improvements.

You can still like me, Flint. I don’t pretend to be someone I am not. I’m very direct and truth to myself, I though you would appreciate someone like that. Maybe I was wrong.

I like to keep a close eye on all my assets, it’s importantg to keep track of your investments. You know you’re attractive, Flint. But you’re especially hot when you’re bended over my table. moaning my name and asking for more of… should I continue?

Struggles? What kind of struggles do you have?

I'll think about it and I'll get back to you on monday. I'm sure you'll find me pretty persuasive. I already picked an outfit.

Yeah, you have a point. The fact that you don't pretend to be a nice guy makes you predictable and predictable is safe. Okay, I might like you. But don't let this get to your head.

Great to know that I'm an asset. That's the most caring thing I've ever been called. How about we continue this later, on the bathroom maybe. And then I can tell you how hot you are when you are down to your knees, with your mouth too occupied to say your usual crap.

Well, you must know that I'm a bankrupt Flint. When my father went to Azkaban for the murder of his brother, Edward, my cousin who enherited the family business, chose to ignore me and my mom. So we lost everything 'cause we didn't have any money. So I worked my ass off to build a new life for us but all my beloved mom cares about is getting her old life back. She is dying for me to get a rich, pureblood husband. But we both know that this ain't going to happen.

#chat #c: maddox #grishemma wedding

mad-selwyn:

Do we have to have a name for it? We just go with the flow, if we want to fuck, we do it. If we want to fight, we do it too. No complications, just business and sex. We can talk later about that raise, but you’ll have to be very persuasive.

Of course I like her, she’s genuine a good person and friend. I like to have someone like that around, you know, make me look good too.

But I bet you would quit in the first week, don’t lie to yourself, Flint. You were not born to be in a boring office job with a goodie goodie boss. You’re ambitious, you’re go getter. You’re hot and you know that, hell, you use that. And that’s fucking hot. You’re not just a heir like many others, I know that and you know too. That’s why you work for me, the nice ass is just a plus.

I'm not naming anything. Like I said, business and sex. We're on the same page, chill. I'm not gonna fall in love and think we're gonna marry someday. At least not again. I can be persuasive, but I think you don't want to hear me talking about how I improve our numbers, right?

Of course, in the end it's all about you. When I was thinking that I could like you. So you were watching me this whole time? I'm a little bit impressed, Selwyn. You're not totally wrong, I'll give you that. Can you tell me one more time that you think I'm hot? I don't hear that everyday from my boss, I need one more for the road. I would love to be heiress, don't get me wrong. The struggle does make us stronger but it's also awful.

#chat #c: maddox #grishemma wedding

mad-selwyn:

That’s fine by me, Flint. We don’t need to be friends, hell, we don’t even need to like each other as long as we work well together. And do other nice things together too.

Grisha has a tough skin but also a soft spot for me, Merlin knows why. But who Am I to complain? She’s a great friend and all is all that matters. Well, she is great but she is not a witch… oh hell, not everything can be fixed, right? And even if it can, why would I want to be fixed? The world needs some assholes and I’m very happy to fill the position.

You can say wherever, Flint. I do know you a bit and I can guarantee that you eould be bored to death with a niceand gentil boss. You like the challenge, you like me going after you ass every day.

So we are what? Partners in business and in bed that sometimes attend to weddings together? I'm fine with that, but I think I deserve a raise.

You really like her, huh? It's kinda nice to see that you care about someone other than yourself. Yeah, the world need assholes and bitter bitches and that makes me sleep better at night. Oh, I don't think having a healthier job would make me bored, but I guess I would have to find another sex partner to fill your position. I know I have a nice ass, thanks for the appreciation. What else do know about me, Maddox? I'm curious.

#chat #c: maddox #grishemma wedding

mad-selwyn:

That’s also correct, but you dig it, no? Or you won’t be here tonight. And that’s because you like it when I’m bad to you, Flint.

If no one ask you don’t need to tell, for all that matters, you’re justmy plus one. Grisha and I? Well, we did our hitwizard training together and we’ve been friends since. I like to think that she makes me a bit less of an ashole and I bring some funto her life.

The only reason I'm here tonight, it's because you convinced me that "we needed to present a strong and unite front" and because it was supposed to be work related. I do like you when you're bad to me in certain conditions, but in general I don't even like you, Selwyn.

Okay, don't worry. I don't want any trouble, so your secret is safe with me. Aw, that's sweet. She's really a saint for handle you for that long, I would have given up on the first day. And she need to do a better job, 'cause you still very much of an asshole.

#chat #c: maddox #grishemma wedding

mad-selwyn:

Did you like it, uh? I’m full of surprises, Flint. Get used to it.

And who says is not a work event? I work with Grisha, it’s basically the same thing. Get a drink and enjoy the evening, Flint. It’s not mad magic, it’s just a party. After all the hard work I think we deserve a night off too. But you’re welcome to leave any thing, although is bad form to leave a party like that.

You're full of shit, but I think you can be surpring sometimes. I'll never get used to the nicer version of you.

Right, it's your boss's wedding, and you're also my boss. Which is interesting 'cause I don't think you should ask an employee to this kind of thing. I'm pretty sure we're breaking some code of conduct. Well, since I'm here, I think I can at least try to enjoy. So, how do you and Grisha got to be so close? You're a pain in the ass and she looks like a princess.

#chat #c: maddox #grishemma wedding

@mad-selwyn

Nice speech. I didn't know you had a heart in there. And I guess this is the perfect time to ask you why the hell you told me this was "an work event"?