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turnbackthependulum

cw/tw flashing gifs

Uryu 🆚 Jugram, from BLEACH final trailer

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Jugram "The Almighty" Form

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looks the same

moxxyandthekat

I kinda went wild, and it doesn't look like it's for a goofy rom com 🥲

@cococosmo

moxxyandthekat

Jugobazz stuff i made a while ago (old art)

@cococosmo since you like jugobazz

riathevamp

Hi it’s my birthday (im 23 now agh) but it’s also officially BLEACH MONTH LETS FUCKING GOOO!!!!

✧ BLEACH characters when they’re drunk

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⋆°.•✦ Ichigo

Gets drunk once a year

Spends two hours insisting that he’s “totally fine, awesome sauce, guuci, badass”

Accidentally starts a therapy session where everyone ends up… crying?

Go drunk strawberry, go

⋆°.•✦ Orihime

A little bit tipsy and compliments inanimate objects lmao

“This lamp has been supporting us this whole time!”

Gets fascinated by the ice cubes callling them temporary rocks idk

We love her

⋆°.•✦ Uryu

Stays correcting peoples grammar even when he’s drunk… okay grammar police

“Um actually…” silence

Suddenly he’s the goat at poetry

And no one knows why he got more talented… other than being a greatest traitor…

⋆°.•✦ Sado

The only one who’s capable of giving directions when it’s time to go home

Everyone assumes he must be drunk because he’s smiling. He’s just having a nice time

Got challenged into arm wrestling

Winner winner chicken dinner

⋆°.•✦ Renji

Starts every sentence with “WATCH THIS” despite everyone begging him not to do whatever bullshit he’s up to

Arm wrestles with Sado, loses, demands a second chance, loses faster

Gets incredibly sentimental

“You guys are like… like… my family”

⋆°.•✦ Byakuya

How dare he represent his little clan THIS bad

Immediately feels regret and ashamed for getting drunk

Honor, duty, and all goes down the drain blah blah blah

Removed his scarf because he was “feeling reckless”

⋆°.•✦ Rukia

Randomly decided that everyone’s life would 100% improve if they owned a rabbit

Why? Idk

Climbs onto a chair because she’s “breaking her silence” everyone shush

“I… ah man I forgot what I was gonna say!”

⋆°.•✦ Shinji

Welcome to his upside down drunk society

Started every sentence with “See, the thing is…” and never actually gets to the thing LMAOOO

Puts on music and stays criticizing others for their own music taste… that’s now how it works

Ends up slowly walking backwards to a couch

⋆°.•✦ Urahara

Sorry but he’s using his hat to wipe away the sweat that’s built up on his face from how drunk he is

Damn hat stinks so bad now

Cracks the dumbest, stupidest, and hideous jokes and no one laughs except for him

“HahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!!!”

⋆°.•✦ Gin

That smile does NOT go away when it’s drunk gin hours

He’s a tad bit more evil than usual

Stays hiding in the shadows but got dizzy and ended up falling to the floor

Labeled himself as the worlds greatest traitor

⋆°.•✦ Jushiro

He’s even more polite when he’s drunk

“You rubbed your eyes today? That’s wonderful.”

He later enters into a stage of regret and guilt for being a sick man while also being drunk

Spent an hour apologizing to the empty bottle next to him

⋆°.•✦ Shunsui

This is nothing new for him, really

He starts singing some random song he claimed to not like at all ( I’ll let you pick a song for that)

One more drink…. *hiccup*

Falls in a very very veryyyyy deep and drunk sleep afterwards… we shall see him wake up until next year

⋆°.•✦ Aizen

“My entire plan…” and gets distracted halfway through his speech

Randomly compliments that damn tea he drinks (which most likely is the cause of his explosive dia—)

Insists he wasn’t manipulating anyone, just strategically encouraging…

Puts an arm around gin calling him his “favorite traitor”

⋆°.•✦ Shuhei

This guy turns into a professional tattoo lecturer explaining why he has 69 on his beautiful gorgeous face

He acts tough.. “I fear nothing”

Five minutes later.. “Can someone take me home?”

He cannot sing

⋆°.•✦ Izuru

Posts random stuff on his Instagram

“Don’t text, only real ones know why” “11:11 make a wish”

He starts to find beauty in everything such as rain, the melted ice cube in his glass, the moon..

“Fun is temporary” mannn just go dance

⋆°.•✦ Starrk

Doesn’t really care about drinking… jk jk butttt if anything he got even more sleepy

Light snores and occasionally lets out little burps LMAOO

He’s also gonna wake up until next year…

burp

⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow

Nahhh everyone better run AND hide cause shit isn’t funny no more

He starts picking fights with almost anyone and anything he sees. Yes that includes the random tree that he got offended by

Starts a drinking contest and loses

Blames the glass

⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra

Is this even.. fun?

Earth to Ulquiorra… earth to Ulquiorra… EARTH TO ULQUIORRA DAMMIT

He’s just too quiet it’s honestly scary… he’s not even blinking at all

He needs to leave immediately

⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra

Loudest trash talker everrrrrr

Something about not wanting to look weak in front of others, who can eat the hottest wings, warriors don’t need chairs, blah blah

Gets jealous of attention

Weakness must NOT be shown… NEVER

⋆°.•✦ Jugram

Doesn’t recognize himself at all… he’s probably going even more crazy

All because he smiled… ONCE

“I regret to inform you.. I require another drink.”

Nevermind, he wants to go home so bad

⋆°.•✦ Bazz B

Goes around giving random bro hugs

Insists he’s fine and hits his head against the wall. “The wall moved.”

Accidentally sets his glass on fire… key word “accidentally”

Goes around talking about Jugram. “But you know what his problem is? Actually, don’t answer that.”

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BLEACH TYBW Cour 4 The Calamity NEW TRAILER

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I just finished watching the bleach movie.

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Manga panels that live rent-free in my head, Bleach edition: Uryu confronts Jugram about his usage of The Almighty (from chapter 661 "My Last Words").

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More powerful frames 🔥

Bankai Urahara, how amazing!

carebearcozy

(18+ Only, Smut, PiV Sex, Fem! Reader, Rough Sex, Degradation, Spit Play, Creampie)

*Because seeing Jugram on the big screen was amazing!

Jugram pins you down on your shared bed and has his way with you. Every thrust is rough as his balls hit your ass with each movement. His hands grip your wrists hard, making a burning feeling against your skin. You try to close your eyes and take it all in, but your lover growls, "Open them for me."

Slowly you open your eyes and stare at his concentrated face. He's so handsome, even when he's rearranging your guts. "That's it, babydoll. You'll do as I say."

You nod as you both maintain the intense eye contact. Sweat falls down his cheek and his long bangs stick to his forehead. You've never seen him look this worn out before, not even after a long battle. Has that Uryu Ishida really gotten him this worked up? Now he's taking all his frustrations out on you. And he knows he can do so because you always let him.

Act all high and might as much as you want. In truth, you love it when he's like this, even if it means you'll be sore in the morning.

Jugram watches your tits bounce with each thrust. His cock twitches at such a mouthwatering sight. "Fuck, you're going to make me cum," he rasps. Your clit throbs from those words, and you begin to whimper for him to fill you up.

However, Jugram has other plans. He stops briefly and lets his eyes roam you from top to bottom. Then, he decides to do one of his favorite things. Something rather...unbecoming for a man of his elegant bearing.

Carefully, he lets a glob of drool hang down from his mouth. He takes one hand and forces your lips to part. You stick out your tongue slightly and let the wetness fall onto the muscle. Your cunt clenches even harder around his dick. Once enough is on your tongue, Jugram allows you to close and swallow. You gasp as he returns to thrusting. He fucks you even harder after watching you complete such a filthy deed.

"Such a dirty girl, a hungry slut," he comments mockingly, leaning in to suck at your neck. This pulls a loud moan from you, and he chuckles against your hot skin. "You're my fuck doll to use as I see fit, aren't you?"

You babble out nonsense as his cock presses against your cervix just so. "Shit, you're such a cute cockslut," Jugram hisses.

He ravages you so quickly, you're immediately seeing stars. Your legs wrap around his hips and pull him closer. "Ahhhnnn ~" you whine. Jugram's large hands go from your wrists to your hands and grasp them tightly. Your lover groans as his movements become more hurried.

"I'm going to -!" he breathily chants before he releases completely into your tight cunt. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you feel the warm essence fill you to the brim.

"Jugram...." you exhale, so in love with him.

Your lover collapses on top of you and begins to cover your face in slow, wet kisses. Your arms wrap around his broad frame. Yes, you enjoy it when he's like this.

Please don't copy, steal, or feed my work to AI. Thank you!

Author's Note: After seeing Jugram fight in the movie, I'm convinced he would be so rough in bed. The calm demeanor is just a front, trust. And I'm so desperate for more Jugram content, I decided to just write my own. *Nudge nudge to anyone who also wants to write for this sexy man** 🥰

cococosmo

Jugram is the Grandmaster and has an image to maintain, so he probably never does anything fancy with his hair. Imagine Bazz carefully doing it for him: brushing it, tying it with a cute ribbon that matches his eyes, braiding it in all sorts of styles, or trimming it before their date. There's a comfortable silence between them as Jugram lovingly stares into the mirror—not admiring his reflection, but Bazz's deep, concentrated expression, Jugram's ears slowly turning red from joy. When Bazz finishes, Jugram takes in the results with a gentle smile, turns around to thank him, and gives him a sweet kiss. Then they head out hand in hand.