En dan denk ik soms: is iedereen stom?

ik ben niet dom

[lorenzo-the-dummy]

Ik mis je elke dag Is wat ik stiekempjes fluister

Vas happenin!!! im Enzo I go by dummy though I’m 20 yo now which is insane actually

I do not speak Dutch I just like Joost so that’s why some stuff will be Dutch from time to time.

I’m a Brit more specifically Scouser just a better breed you know

I post a lotta memes which made me semi big but I left for a bit and now I just reblog stuff(mostly memes) now

Usually nobody is home. Leave a message and I’ll get back to you.

These were some of my tumblr mutuals?

@wifeofdevil @lily-the-ravenclaw @callmejud3 @almostlovingdreamland @writingwitch007

and my twin sister

@jane-evers

i recommend all of them. Well, at least the ones that are still here.

which is pretty much none sadly

[helenvaughans]

i think the reason a lot of men are screaming, puking, and crying about this is bc it forces them to acknowledge that the reason they can’t get women to like them is not actually bc of their physique but bc of their shitty personality

[ffcrazy15]

Okay, so real talk, because although the above comes off a little sharp, it's not wrong and I need the men who follow me to understand:

You cannot look like the second pick without either 1.) doing unhealthy things to your body like steroids or way too much protein powder, 2.) dehydrating or starving yourself, or 3.) often both.

It's not good for you. And (not that this should be what motivates you to avoid doing harmful things to your body, but even so) women do not find it attractive, because we intuitively know that the second pic is someone whose body is in physical distress.

The media that tells you you need to look like the picture on the right is lying to you. I'm seeing those fuckers come for you guys as their next market and it is sickening. Take it from the gender that has had boob jobs and anorexia and other unhealthy beauty standards pushed on us for decades, do not listen to corporate body shaming. Not even for a second. The moment you let in the idea that you need to do extreme things to your body to be attractive and worthwhile is the moment the devil wins.

Tell the people pushing body hatred on you to fuck right off and do everything in your power to ignore them. You are handsome and desirable as you are, and chasing after unattainable attractiveness standards will never make you happy. It might even permanently disable or kill you.

[sovietunion]

[oneheadtoanother]

[kaijuno]

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

[dynamicsymmetry]

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

[prismatic-bell]

Listen, okay.

A few years ago I went grocery shopping on Christmas Eve because I…frankly, because I forgot it was Christmas Eve. I’m sure a few people got a good laugh when it hit me mid-shop why it was so fucking crowded.

Anyway I went through self-checkout and halfway through my order it imploded.

Someone came over to help me with it and kept apologizing and after realizing this was not going to be as simple as them swiping a card and tapping a number, I said “would it make your life easier tonight if I just did the rest of my order through a regular checkout?” and the attendant said yes AND STARTED CRYING.

I want you, if you have never worked retail, to ask yourself what it would take to push you to the point that a friendly, neutral-value question would make you burst into tears. Imagine it, really think about it. And then realize retail and food service workers go through so much abuse THEIR LIMIT IS PROBABLY HIGHER THAN YOURS. Because they’re used to it.

Be kind. Ask a harried cashier if they need a minute to grab a drink of water. Offer them a smile. If the machine goes down, make it clear you know it’s not their fault. Nothing about your transaction will matter an hour from now—treat it that way. Let them breathe.

(Also, speaking as a veteran of the food service trenches, you know what made me feel A LOT better when I had an asshole customer? Another customer acknowledging that the first customer was an asshole. A simple “wow, who pissed in THEIR Cheerios this morning?” was enough to let me take a breath and relax and let it roll off more easily.)

[cuydulce]

I’m a professor now, so I deal with people all the time in a variety of contexts, and there is no way I ever want to go back to being a cashier, even at double my current pay (which would never happen of course because retail workers are not only poorly treated, they are severely underpaid).

[macmanx]

Can confirm all of the above, I’m never going back to retail.

[gothiccharmschool]

BE KIND TO RETAIL WORKERS.

It’s been decades since I worked retail. A few years ago Husband and I were shopping at a big box retail store; maybe Target, I don’t remember. What I DO remember is that the loudspeaker clicked on and “Jillian, cashier please” rang across the store.

I don’t know what my face did, but Husband looked at me, then got me the hell out of the store before I had a panic attack.

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[catchymemes]

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[two-bees-poetry]

[memetrafficker]

Smile.

[melissa-titanium]

[melissa-titanium]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ITS HAPPENING NOW. HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP ME OH MY GOD HELP YOU GU;YS CANT TALK ABOUT WOMEN ONA POST ABOUT WOMEN OH MY GO DP LAEASE

[catchymemes]

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[glassfrogforest]

[mybraiindump]

the true cycle of life

[ronanceisintheair]

"I'm sure this has been done before"

Yes me too but I want to hear your interpretation. I want to hear your play on it. I want to see how you connect the dots, how you shift the puzzle pieces and make them fit. Show me it through your eyes.