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THE AIR SIGNS AS NEW ZEALAND PARROTS

Okay Geminis are clearly Keas. Curious, cheeky, cute and tbh pretty annoying. Keas like Geminis are social creatures. They hang out in gangs, terrorising tourists and vandalising property. They also have a hidden evil side and attack and kill sheep, prob just cos they were bored.

Libra has to be the Kaka. The Kaka is the more chill and polite version of the Kea. These birds can be boisterous and yell at you, but will generally sit sweetly and wait for you to give them a cashew nut or something, then squawk a thanks and swoop off.

Aquarius is the Kakapo. They are the world’s strangest parrot and Aquarius is the strangest of the air signs. These parrots are the only flightless parrots and the biggest in the world too. Aquarius though energetic and friendly leaves the flitting and swooping to Gemini and Libra. They’re more chilled out & likely to be plumper than the other air signs.

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