Ranyalomy

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[lorna-mayy]

RayBan are great and all...

Apologies to anyone tagged via hacker spam!

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[fazitenenbaum]

*giggle giggle*

“Oh Scheiße!”

*more giggles*

Bruhhhhhhh 😆😆😆😆😆

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[raiseusfromperdition]

[pill-barista-deactivated2023050]

the only easter post that matters

[lochnessie]

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

[bitchycode]

Friend: I got a new car

Other friend: I got a new job

Me: I managed to get through my day at work without telling someone to fuck off

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

[softloveletter]

LMAOASDFGHJSTOPFUCKINGEXPOSINGME

[the-amazing-boy-catastrophe-dea]

My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

[meaningsofthestars]

okay i lied 3. Attention

[silverloke]

x

[thewowsignal2026]

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

[melativa-deactivated20180324]

[tubacondom]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[ahsjdkflgl]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[apostatively]

I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.

Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.

[a-dull-glow]

I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

[your-friendly-neighbohood-black]

I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER

[ohevoyev]

dlkajslkgjd finn hangs out with the ‘i’m jared i’m 19 and i never fucking learned how to read’ guy

[jazzypizzaz]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Next plan was to start lifting from the bottom!

Context: We’re in a shrine trying to open a set of doors. We have a Goliath sorcerer (me), human warlock, tiefling fighter/bard, human cleric, three gnomes (wizard, rogue, ranger), and a half-orc barbarian.

Me, the sorcerer: I push the doors.

DM: They don’t move.

Me: …How heavy are they?

DM: Uhh… let me check… About 700lbs.

Me: I can push that, yeah. 

DM: I don’t think you can.

[Brief delay as I pull out the Goliath traits]

DM: Okay, that’s fair. It still doesn’t open for you.

Barbarian: I push the doors.

DM: It doesn’t open for you, either.

[Another brief delay as we try to puzzle this out]

Me: …WAIT.

My party: 

DM:

Me: I pull.

DM: The doors swing open.